Pilko

Anderson Cooper. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KY7-1lKaAUc/Tk1IjjZTUgI/AAAAAAAAVQ8/HFZZ8lQxaQ0/s1600/anderson%2Bcooper%2Bpics-3.jpg http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/55768000/jpg/_55768378_alanpardew011011_640.jpg

The people in here who are bringing negativity into things for no reason. It's like that bloke off Little Britain who suggests "a thousand Vietnamese children dressed in rags!" for every single musical.

anyone with a shortish beard = Barack anyone with a big beard = Keefaz that's basically what everyone always says ffs

He's quick, but he can't control a football and his positioning is worse than most other right-backs in this division. At times he looks even worse than that clown Gohouri at Wigan.

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/9788/dscf0072wi.jpg I love the sheer tackiness of this. Skirgetastic as usual.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15144508.stm Mega apologies if this has been posted before but it's amazy

PSG make it safe at the death. gtfi

I went with Juve and PSG, looking good.

PSG 1-0 Lyon; Pastore

Paul Hart, anyone?

Who looks more likely to win the Juve/Milan game? Thinking of hoying a cheeky in-play £1 on after about 60 minutes.

Both teams to score Barca's game Real's game Juve/Milan £1.50

Stoke getting closer; Whelan twatted the post a few minutes ago. Swansea trying to out-yellow card Stoke.

4-0 Fulham http://i40.tinypic.com/2k1zbo.jpg HATTRICK

Now I see why Arsenal were 5/2.

Money dictates I back Arsenal

£1 on Stoke/Forest

Cheers Celtic, you bunch of absolute nonces.

Commons gets himself sent off for Celtic. Wanker.

Hearts 1-0 Celtic. For fucking fucks sake.

http://www.homeofthehouseproud.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Cream-Accents-Kettle-291x291.jpg

Chelsea wrapped up one half of my double already; Celtic just need to win their game now.

This. How are Celtic doing, anyone watching them?