Pilko

Chris Morgan and a playing return for Keith Curle too please.

it's called English, not American. Our language, our decision on which words are shit. Here's a list to help Good words: football pavement colour England chips Shit words: Mike buddy color sidewalk anything preceded by 'holy' everything else

although, without him they'd have been relegated by March.

Can't believe people bit when he said Earnshaw.

That's about double Long's true value. Hopefully if he's wanting a move, we can drive the price down to nearer ~£6m. As with the Nolan contract stuff, that kind of figure will be a negotiating stance.

I think we're alright there for now, if we could get another one in it would be a bonus. Right-back, at least one striker and another midfielder should be the priorities - along with replacing Enrique if he goes.

I love his honesty there but Kuqi played about 40 minutes total, he'd have been better served saying Shola or Lovenkrands.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmeeoxethD1qfozvqo1_500.png

Yet another? He's made 9 appearances ffs, about half of which were starts.

So did Nolan until he left, most players get on with the manager while at the club. There's nothing to suggest that Pardew wants rid of Barton. He might have been forced to get rid of him by the blokes upstairs (if you subscribe to that sort of theory) but I get the feeling that Pardew quite rates him.

Smith was £6m. Although nobody really knows where he was actually signed to play; right wing if you're Fat Head.

http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2011/07/02/nufc-leave-neil-taylor-fight-to-the-lawyers-61634-28980567/

Yeah, wasn't one of the things he's said at those talk-ins that he loves working with Pardew and that Pardew was working hard to get him the deal he wanted or something?

you might as well have deleted the last two sentences of that and just wrote "...no"

I still think it'll be Coloccini.

nice to see they're getting him used to a regular matchday at the Stadium of Light. Very quiet.

We've bid for Gameiro and Pardew confirmed his interest in Erdinc, and we're constantly being linked with Shane Long. Why do people think we're not going to get another striker in? Everything points that way so far.

I thought it was supposed to be confirmed tomorrow, July 1?

haha

Whole of Spain is full of half finished construction jobs.

The last line of that article. Sounds exciting though, he's from South America and that.

They couldn't even be arsed to give the stadium name capital letters ffs. 'dean court'

I've seen that Ings score some nice goals on the Steve Claridge and Clem Show but I think I also remember him fluffing a pen.

says who?