Pilko

No news for a while.

Not as if anyone other than Spurs is doing anything, let's talk about the twitchy cunt for a while eh?

shit the bed

Kaka to spurs I'd die of sadness

Craigy said nowt about Ruiz, just the mackems and Bendtner.

WE DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON

Let's keep hoping, not confirmed yet.

I don't think he'd be a starter for us with everyone fit. Acceptable cover for me.

Would be a solid addition.

GET TO ZEE CHOPPER

You proper love starting a thread.

Just visualised the guy from the latest Transformers movie getting flung out the office window.

Like what

Only one thing for it - we need to assemble the mongs, get them outside the ground and at Benton. That'll almost certainly secure us the quality addition we need.

today annoyance disapproval disdain

on what

Craigy reckons we're closer to someone but he doesn't know who. He's making this shit up as he goes along

Rock Paper Scissors, man. Same thing when you're psychic. Fuck it then, free throws. That's racist. 100m breaststroke race. Chicken eating competition

All we have to cling to is that he might choose us.

Hargreaves confident of 40 games a season. How about you try 40 minutes a season first?

Dial K for Kuqi

We couldn't agree a fee for some lad from Maribor, that's literally it

At this stage you'd simply have to be pleased.

£10m for Mikel Arteta is an absolute pittance.