Pilko

I absolutely fucking despise DJ Campbell.

Show the other games please. The other games - show them.

If he gets a Holland cap then that's a huge advantage in keeping him here next season.

51/55

http://www.sporcle.com/games/guide/50-appearances-newcastle-united

Bruce needs to batten down the hatches because they got their backsides kicked today.

I think this shows Pardew has learned from the mistake he made when he threw him on at Stevenage.

£5 on Stoke for tomorrow, I think.

I wonder if there was a disabled golfer at that Sir Bobby charity golf day?

I'd prefer Puncheon to Snodgrass if we were getting one of them.

I'd quite like to see shots of Tiote's goal against Arsenal interspersed with shots of Pardew skipping up Barrack Road carrying a bag of windscreen washer fluid.

Be amazing if Ameobi Ameobi was the strike partnership. Interesting that Airey isn't in there but Ameobi jr is.

Great things seem to happen there, don't they? Duff hattrick.

It'd be great if LuaLua and Vuckic could get games like.

Oh aye, forgot about him. I'd quite like to see Ferguson get a start though, really. Play him right instead of Ryan Taylor.

Krul Simpson Taylor Coloccini Enrique R.Taylor Barton Richardson Ferguson Ranger Ameobi I'd plump for the above seeing as we're pretty fucking bare bones right now, but obviously Lovenkrands will be shoehorned in there somewhere.

I must say that Andy Carroll before he made it waited in the chip shop queue with his lass and ordered two lots of chips with a minimum of fuss.

It was certainly the point when I finally lost my rag with him, wouldn't be shocked if Pardew was the same.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/may/12/blackpool-fans-mock-preston-countdown

Neil Lennon's attacker looks like that Suluman Al Faheed bloke who bought Pompey. He even has the baseball cap! http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/sulaimanalfahimREX_450x250.jpg

We need a Shearer stamping on his head smiley.

http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ap2011Jim-Eastwood--300x254.jpg http://www.htafc.com/javaImages/cb/74/0,,10312~5665995,00.jpg

wtf

Even though this wouldn't really be that good a signing, I hope it happens because it would annoy GG

Nar but the wives and girlfriends are.