Pilko

I'd be pleased with this signing should it go ahead.

http://store.liverpoolfc.tv/products/souvenirs/andycarroll Has anyone seen this

Martinez would be quite a good appointment for them imo.

http://www.osoblog.tv/prince-william-goes-bald.jpg

'Trousering' makes me visualise a grinning Ashley stretching open the right front pocket on his XL jeans as a grinning Llambias shoves a giant funnel in it and empties in a massive sack of pound coins into the funnel.

LZY JRNLSM

Palacios is absolutely dire btw.

Not a great deal, around £22, but it's still terribly irritating to get 6/7.

7 team accumulator. Estonia let me down, the useless cunts.

Crawley are favourites at 9/2 to win League 2 next year. Pitiful. I think the best value in such markets is Birmingham to win the Championship at 8/1.

HAVE YOU ROMPED WITH GERVINHO? CALL THE SUN ON.... oh wait, wrong tabloid

Explains a lot.

Donaldson for christs sake. He's not even threatened a first-team place in his many years here, in either of the two positions he can play, and he was shit for a midtable League 1 side. Why the fuck are we keeping him?

Lack of ambition. From real radio.

Has he just done his cruciate?

I remember our keeper crisis under Roeder (funnily enough, when Krul got his first game) and in the subsequent games, Harper played despite being obviously knacked and Damage Ramage had to take our goal kicks.

Why do I get the feeling that a 5 year contract for Ranger would breed complacency?

For fucks sake. No alternative to Mick Lowes?

opportunity cost. Possible few hundred quid driving ban or certain two weeks wages.

Why? He was saying recently he'd consider a Championship post.

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Neither would I. Bit of a baffling statement.

He didn't say we 'beat' them though. Draws against Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United (and arguably Spurs) are good results. Fact remains that Pardew is too negative Very hard to make that assertion till after the summer, tbh. Our strength with the current squad certainly isn't attacking, particularly when you look at the dross we have up front. Pardew's done fine so far. Not terrible, not great.

He didn't say we 'beat' them though. Draws against Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United (and arguably Spurs) are good results.