Pilko

Wikipedia has Abeid listed as a striker.

I hope this early signing Pardew is talking about makes him think about staying.

Kris Gate. Pardew claims misquote "well he's from the International Stadium".

Not that there's much competition for that honour. Jordan Henderson against France.

*midfielder

Er excuse me. Nobody in football can quite align the cones on a training pitch like Terry Mac. Plus he's great in te Changing Room. The best ever nufc.com piece of satire I've ever read was something along the lines of "and bizarrely, we saw Terry Mac laughing and punching the air with delight at ten to three... perhaps his three-horse accumulator had come in".

Why doesn't Pardew just move the line? That way he can get people over it quicker and they'll be banging on his door in no time.

http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/fourfourtwoview/archive/2011/05/20/the-premier-league-s-10-greatest-final-day-relegation-dramas.aspx

I'm sure Kevin Blackwell used to get Leeds and Sheff Utd players to do that kind of mad shit?

I think there's a lot of factors that could see him return: Wigan are shit Carver is here again Kinnear isn't here anymore We are in a much better fettle than when we left He knows he'd be a guaranteed starter now Carroll has gone (wasn't there a bust-up between them in training under Kinnear?)

I might click on that link, see what it is about.

I like how the comment says 'Booby Robson'.

I think we can allow him Perch seeing as he was a low fee signing on (presumably) low wages. Even Ferguson, Mourinho, Wenger etc have made dud signings before, it happens to the best.

:lol:

Channel 5 have it.

At a rough estimate, I counted about 12. Nolan vs Villa Carroll vs Wolves Carroll vs Blackburn Carroll vs Man City Ameobi vs Wigan Nolan vs Bolton Best vs Everton Best vs Birmingham Taylor vs Birmingham Taylor vs Chelsea Coloccini vs Wigan Nolan vs Sunderland Ameobi vs Wolves I make it 13, that's quite good.

The meeting would go something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp0RttRojk4

Manish Bhasin what a boring, non-entity of a dullard presenter this man is.

Just watching the Swansea highlights again. Pratley misses free header from 6 yards and then scores from his own half. Nice.

The suggestion of a merger.

Wouldn't be surprised if Cardiff are scrapping at the bottom within 2-3 years. That often happens to teams who lose in the playoffs year after year.

So what if you're "on the verge of being late"? If you have to be at training for 9am and you roll in between 8.55am and 9am, what's the issue? Alright, you might not come across as well as those who turn up over half an hour early or whatever, but there's no problem really, surely?

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/05/17/delight-for-sammy-and-shola-ameobi-s-mam-72703-28707653/ :lol:

It's crazy how managers have under used our kids; Hughton was reluctant to use them as much as anybody. I'd have had LuaLua playing last season before we brought Routledge in. I made that point about Hughton but nobody liked it. He played Geremi, Guthrie, Pancrate and then Routledge instead of LuaLua on the right wing.