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My boss over the summer (Man Utd fan) told me this too. I laughed in his face and he came out with the usual 'Coloccini is shite' guff and Tomkins looked class last season. Couldn't believe he was been serious so had to ask him the next day if he genuinely meant it and he said he did. Ignorance at its finest. Also sheer blindness at its best too, not sure which Tomkins he'd been watching.

Hated the way Jonas froze when he received the ball against Wolves. Oh, wait...

Great journalism.

Yes they do. Currently they have no fit starting RB and arguably their only one is Rafael. Even more relevant giving Smalling and Jones will be more needed to cover Vidic and Vidic/Fletcher respectively. When everyone's fit, they have Smalling, Jones, Rafael and Fabio all more than capable of playing there. If they signed Clyne he wouldn't get a game unless all four of those were injured or required elsewhere which would just be very unlucky.

Man Utd linked with Clyne in the Mail. They can get bent, they have no need for him at all.

Obviously will never happen but imagine if we signed him for £20m and he returned to the days of when he was good. Liverpool would basically have paid us £15m and Torres in exchange for Carroll.

They have.

Which decision(s) in particular? Silva penalty and Meireles staying on the pitch.

Another refereeing performance costs another team three points. It's getting beyond a joke now, has to be changes in the very near future but won't be.

Listen to what they're singing, man. Fucking horrible cunts.

Owen: You have to feel for Blackburn. They are not getting much luck lately despite playing well in the main. What fucking team has he been watching?!

FYP.

Agreed, he covered every blade of grass and never gave up, he's class. Absolutely. Forgot to mention the pass too, gorgeous.

Best player on the pitch today. His defensive work was superb.

I reckon we'll appeal that and he'll only end up with a one game ban.

How does that make them cunts like? Heavily watering the pitch for hours at this time of year will make is a heavy pitch, slow the ball down on the deck too Every team in the league waters their pitch ffs. Norwich wouldn't want to slow the ball down either, that isn't their style of play.

You do realise theres a reason for it being 5083/1 dont you? Delighted with the win ive just had. Had Braga -2. Scored 2 in the last minute to win me £36! More chance of that coming off then buying a lottery ticket. I'll bet you £100 there's more chance of me buying a lottery ticket than you winning your bet. Deal?

Cabaye. I honestly don't know why this keeps coming up. He's most certainly not a captain. I was told earlier in the week he'd be captain if Colo was out, just repeating what I'd been told.

Cabaye.

Paul Dummett in the squad for tomorrow then, wonder if he'll make the bench.

Silva Mata Villa Ridiculous that Valencia could have had the best front 3 in world football and now they've none. €100m for all of them, it saved the club. Still doesn't feel enough for those three.

When Colo went off on Saturday the atmosphere noticeably nose-dived,was horrible. I'd struggle to think of any individual in the PL who is as important to his team as Colo is to Newcastle. 52,000 people probably thought the same thing at the same time. As has already been mentioned, RvP. Suarez too.

Krul Simpson - Perch - Colo - Santon HBA - Cabaye - Guthrie - Jonas Best - Ba

Aye, imagine being good enough to pick out something that had a 2 in 3 chance of happening.