Ash

Barca are playing their B team this week.

Simpson captain.

So, after ruining the Ben Arfa thread, Christmas Tree has found his next target...

We sell tickets for league games cheaper than that. We do? Yep.

We sell tickets for league games cheaper than that.

Thats fantastic news. It means he doesn't need to be registered. Not that hard to figure out. Cant play if he doesnt have a squad number though can he. Are you serious? No im just joking you tool. Aye, righto.

Thats fantastic news. It means he doesn't need to be registered. Not that hard to figure out. Cant play if he doesnt have a squad number though can he. Are you serious?

Thats fantastic news. It means he doesn't need to be registered. Not that hard to figure out.

Pardew uses the same scouts as Warnock. Aye, ok.

Walters and Tevez do this, not a fan of this technique me self, I wouldn't dare try it! I'd end up skying it over or doing a Carroll and hitting the keepers legs. Think Tevez is just shite at taking penalties really. I'm a fan of this type of pen though. Not many 'keepers stay central and if you hit it right, it's pretty much unstoppable. Never works for on FIFA like. No matter what way I try to take a pen on there, it doesn't work!

Walters and Tevez do this, not a fan of this technique me self, I wouldn't dare try it! I'd end up skying it over or doing a Carroll and hitting the keepers legs. Think Tevez is just shite at taking penalties really. I'm a fan of this type of pen though. Not many 'keepers stay central and if you hit it right, it's pretty much unstoppable.

Could have just had a setback? With Pardew saying it's 'nagging', could just be it's not quite healing as well as they thought it would?

Jon Walters' penalty against us this season was a great example of how to take that type of penalty. Carroll simply got it wrong.

Park looks absolutely shite. Positive he's just some random Korean fella they've pulled off the street and decided to give him a game or two.

What was he saying?

For me it's definitely a yellow, pretty perplexed with the MOTD lot all saying it was absolutely fine. Also, any chance of a thread title change, cringing every time I see it. Sadly, predictably true. He really doesn't seem to like Colo. More to do with the fact he loves Rooney.

Didn't want to post this in the Speed thread so will stick it in here. Was having a read around and came across this: A Strictly sleepover? Married Robbie Savage and dancer Natalie ... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2066884/A-Strictly-sleepover-Married-Robbie-Savage-dancer-Natalie-share-hotel-bedroom.html?ito=feeds-newsxml 9 hours ago – They may have been rivals on Strictly but Robbie Savage and professional dancer Natalie Lowe cast aside their differences spending the evening together, at a sleepover party. It's been removed now like but are they for fucking real? He's mourning the loss of a close friend and all these cunts can do is write shit like this? Utter wankers. (Apologies if this has already been mentioned)

Holy shit.

Still can't get my head around this, such devastating news. RIP Speedo.

Spot on. Don't get what's so wrong with suggesting that we still need to upgrade the fullbacks either.

I think it will actually be the hardest of these 3 biggys. They looked very good on Motd last night against Wolves and Sturridge and Mata in particular will cause us all sorts of bother. Man City away is the hardest game we'll have all season, without a shadow of a doubt. Chelsea at SJP doesn't even come close.

Just seen Ferguson's comments, what a bitter twat.