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That's because of your agenda. I've got as much of an agenda as those who see past his negatives, and want him here. There's a difference between that and having an open mind. Everyone accepts he's a dickhead but he's still young and has a boatload of talent so some people think he's worth a punt. Saying you don't believe him is solely based on you not liking him and not wanting him to sign for us.

You may end up with some complete retard who doesn't even notice. They could also just void one of those two but they are bookies so they'll probably be twats about it. No worries.

I assume you placed that in a bookies? If it comes in, they'll probably void it unfortunately. Aye, in the bookies. How come? You can't bet on a Barca win and Messi to score anytime in a multiple as it's related (basically meaning one outcome affects the other). Unless you placed it as 'Messi to score in a Barca win', you'll be lucky to get away with it and even then, some bookies don't do wincasts. I wanted Ben Arfa to score in a Newcastle win against Blackburn but Ladbrokes didn't have a market on it.

Nah. There's reports saying he would stay if he's offered £30k a week. Just a money grabbing t***. Nice bit of selective quoting once again. The rest is there for everyone to read like Just highlighting what I'm commenting. Was referring to you quoting 'reports' saying how much he wants. He's denied that he's demanded that much but you haven't mentioned that as it doesn't suit your agenda.

Nah. There's reports saying he would stay if he's offered £30k a week. Just a money grabbing t***. Nice bit of selective quoting once again.

I assume you placed that in a bookies? If it comes in, they'll probably void it unfortunately.

Me too I don't think some people get excited enough about him tbh. Getting sick of some arseholes constantly shouting at him to pass it. One fella went mental at him on Saturday when he lost the ball near their box. Five minutes later, he scored; soon changed his tune.

What's that got to do with anything? The incidents are completely different and unrelated. Will never understand why people keep bringing the Rooney thing up.

Took his chance to impress Capello superbly well.

The Mike Bassett comment made me chuckle, that's exactly how Colin's come across to me over the years.

Shame we arent interested at all then. We wont sign a LB this window, would like to know who the 'very, very good player' is Pardew is tracking. He can also play CB apparently.

Where's this link coming from? Sounds ideal.

"We're trying to get a defender: one in our sights could do very, very well for us".

Joey Barton vs Gary Glitter could get interesting...

I doubt milan will pay him more than they needed to, prestige of Milan should have been enough. Modern day football doesn't work like that.

Class. On the second one I'd maybe alter it to 'Mike Ashley stumped up for his flight', seems to fit better.

Get him signed! Had we not just signed Cissé, I'd agree, but how the hell are we supposed to get Ben Arfa, Sow, Cissé and Ba in the same team? Wait, I got it. Tiote Cabaye Ben Arfa Sow Cissé Ba That'd do! We still need another striker in the summer tbf.

Get him signed!

If that story about Sow being available for around £4m in the summer is true, he'll have every reason to want to sign for us...

Grant Holt.

but nothing is said about Hughes doing it which was exactly my point earlier. "It's common knowledge we've put in a bid for Chris Samba. We have a number of players we would like to bring to the club. We'll have to wait and see." vs "He is a good player but not a player we have made enquiries for. He is in there making headers and leading the team," and it's disgusting if he joins? gimme a break man. At least QPR have actually made an offer, whereas Redknapp's just saying whatever he likes without actually bidding.

Chill out, lads. First off, it's come from Ryder. Secondly, we're in a hell of a position this season and could end up in Europe. Just because he possibly wants to wait until the end of the season doesn't mean it has to end in the same outcome as José.

As soon as the tackle was made, Foy reached into his pocket and pulled a yellow card out.

José who?