Ash

Really don't know how the fuck James has the intelligence to turn on a computer. Someone simply has to do it for him.

Good shout that. Yeah, great shout. Morrison's agent to Dekka: "Please bid for Ravel so he can get a better contract with Man Utd." Dekka: "Sure, why the hell not?!"

I'll sing it in the car for you to get you in the mood.

Blackburn away...

still think this one needs to get going Hi Danny.

Already been and gone according to Mark Douglas.

'Outside right', ffs.

Surprisingly, I needed some shopping.

Jonas doing his shopping at Tesco on Kingston Park.

Cheers anyway.

That shirt throwing is Mehdi I think, not Hatem.

You got a link to that mate?

They've only said we're going to watch him in the Carling Cup this week. Fulham will be represented too.

Blackburn fans? Highly doubt it.

Not sure what that celebration is about like.

Disgusting 'effort' from him today. Lazy, no positional awareness and no end product. Absolutely terrible.

You surely don't mean Blackburn's Olsson?

What a fucking goal! Some of the crosses he put in were top drawer too, such a massive upgrade on the usual shite.

£14m. The thought of them trying to sign players to replace Adam and Henderson already. :yao:

Kick them out of the league.

Make that 5 Nah, it's still 4.

Wouldn't be selected if he plays in the Euros.

Jordan Rhodes has just bagged his fourth hat-trick of the season. Get him signed.

Front page too.