Ash

Newcastle first, England second. Used to attend a lot of England games, home and away, but now have to pick and choose with me being at Uni. I look forward to watching Carroll and Rooney up front anyway, that isn't going to change.

Obviously not for us but this is class: His armband lied, he was no red, Torres, Torres, He's just a rentboy like they said, Torres, Torres, Into our backs he plunged his knife, I hope John Terry shags his wife, Fernando Torres, Chelsea's number 9!

Getting ready to use my wildcard ahead of this weekend's games. This is what I'm going for at present although may change slightly depending on Rafael's fitness. Current players in italic: Szczesny (Hart) Stockdale Hangeland (Coleman) Luiz (Hughes) Kelly (Elmohamady) Shawcross (Bosingwa) Rafael (Vidic) Fabregas (Bale) Van der Vaart Adam Sessegnon (Nani) Bentley (Yaya Toure) Berbatov Torres (Carroll) Van Persie (Tevez)

Taken from elsewhere: When a girl hits the floor and it's not Collymore, Andy Carroll, When you're glassed in the face by a Mag with no pace, Andy Carroll, When your car's set on fire, called a nob and a liar, Andy Carroll, When you're either in jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll!

Ben Arfa > Carroll

from danwalkerbbc What a load of bollocks. Funny that too, considering it was the BBC who reported that they believed Carroll wanted to move.

It's actually his fault we're losing Carroll when you think about it.

Who we really should be going for. Absolutely.

Again, where is it confirmed that he's on his way to liverpool. Everything is just speculation. You have a calming effect Neesy. I will be gutted if he is sold (really gutted) BUT thats football, I said the same when Cole, Ginola, Bassong, Martins, and plenty of othersd so its not like we have never been here before. £35 million is BIG money and it could lead us to bringing in some Quality players in the summer. I know that does not help us for the rest of the season but IMO we need 15 points to be safe and I think it is acheivable without Carroll. I do believe it is true, but never say never with journalists as they are rubbish at predicting stories etc. Just wait for official confirmation on stuff before going loose with rage. That is if the deal goes, through I probably worded it wrong. Stop going on like an idiot. As has been pointed out to you many times in the past, it's you that goes on like an idiot.

Again, where is it confirmed that he's on his way to liverpool. Everything is just speculation. You have a calming effect Neesy. I will be gutted if he is sold (really gutted) BUT thats football, I said the same when Cole, Ginola, Bassong, Martins, and plenty of othersd so its not like we have never been here before. £35 million is BIG money and it could lead us to bringing in some Quality players in the summer. I know that does not help us for the rest of the season but IMO we need 15 points to be safe and I think it is acheivable without Carroll. I do believe it is true, but never say never with journalists as they are rubbish at predicting stories etc. Just wait for official confirmation on stuff before going loose with rage.

That took a long time for you to change your mind again. From what?

That took a long time for you to change your mind again.

Again, where is it confirmed that he's on his way to liverpool. Everything is just speculation. Make your fucking mind up.

We should be sitting him down in the boardroom and thrashing out a new contract.

What is so disgusting?

Really hope we're just stringing Liverpool along so they can't get a replacement in for Torres.

By the way, Kinnear was right about this clown. What a fucking thing to say.

FootballAgentPM Not sure if this is true but I hear Andy Carroll is abroad receiving treatment?This could seriously complicate things if it was to be agreed

Where is this? 11/4 with Victor Chandler to leave, are people making up odds? Sorry, should have said. Sky Bet. Ah right, cheers, just got the market up, the Victor Chandler one is slightly more telling, now 9/4 for Carroll to leave, so it is being backed... "Odds mean nothing", right. Liverpool bid £30m = people back him to sign for Liverpool = odds are slashed

1151: Intriguing developments at Newcastle. Manager Alan Pardew was due to hold his pre-match press conference ahead of Wednesday's trip to Fulham at the club's training headquarters at 1400 GMT. This has now been put back to 1530 GMT and will take place at St James' Park. Make of that what you will. I reckon with it being moved to SJP, it will be to announce a signing.

Kind of works in our favour in a roundabout way. If we don't sell now, we're not likely to be offered more or even an equal amount in the summer, meaning we'd have absolutely no reason to sell.

Based on?

Lock it.