Learnt them, along with this one which was getting an airing out of SJP on Saturday:
(tune of the Music Man)
His name is Tiote, he comes from Africa,
And he can play, where can he play? He plays in midfield,
Tio, Tio, Tio-te, Tiote, Tiote,
Tio, Tio, Tio-te, Tio, Tio-te!
Africa doesn't rhyme man. Insert "His name is Tiote, we bought him from Twente" in its place.
And we should all know
Cheick, Cheick, Cheick,
Cheick, Cheick, Cheick
Cheick Tiote
Cheick Tiote
Ohhhhhhhhh
(repeat) - tune of Shake Your Booty
I didn't make it. Sounds quite good though to be fair. Your alteration would obviously work too, will see if I can get it changed for you tomorrow.
As for yours, I like it but no fucker ever sings it!