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It was confirmed by his agent that West Ham had made a bid. Which was rejected.

Cheers Chris. Going by that, I think I'll be starting mine in 2012, providing I pass my Level 2 (planning on doing it with yourself and Joel in March ). Doing my Level 1 over a week February so I'm hoping they won't have a problem with me starting the Level 2 in March.

What are the provisional dates, Chris?

Seems as though he's identified who he wants to bring in as assistant anyway, interesting choice. Hope it gets resolved one way or the other soon so the coaching staff is pretty much complete.

Yup. Another one that needs booing on Boxing Day.

Wes Brown has had the same problem his whole career. Baked beans go mouldy, not rusty.

Balotelli potentially out...

FAO Man City fans: Unsurprisingly, for a handball to be given, the ball actually has to hit a hand. Bellends.

Like fuck over 45k are in that stadium tonight.

Fuck off Andy Gray. That's never a penalty in a million years.

The way Tevez rolled around on the floor.

He's on a lot more than that.

This. Fucking horrible club, hope they crash and burn. Would absolutely love to beat the cunts on Boxing Day.

Good news if true. Only if it's on the right money. I doubt we'd have offered him over the odds to be honest.

Good news if true.

A week tomorrow.

Fuck off James. You must be the biggest tart going. There's barely any snow this time around, it was miles worse a couple of weeks ago. Man up ffs!

This been posted yet? http://i53.tinypic.com/91f14g.jpg

I reserve the right to be fucking biased. He's also arguably been Man United's second best attacking player this season. Out of a possible 1440 minutes this season, he's played for a total of 685. He's scored four goals and has one assist. On what planet does that put him anywhere near the Team of the (Half) Season?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW-jJaj08W8

Disagree. I think he'd go missing, like he did in the few games following our game after all of the media pressure that was placed on him.

José obviously doesn't want any sleep tonight, he's still awake and just happily posting pictures.

Never been any doubt about that. Danny's said which NUFC players have twitter and who have not on multiple occasions. Gotta make sure you're stalking the real deal like. He's even on first name terms with 'Danny' ffs.