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I'm sure Allardyce didn't actually find Enrique. If I remember correctly, he was told by somebody (can't remember who, possibly Vetere or Jiminez) about Enrique and that he just needed to okay the transfer for it to go through as all of the ground work had already been done.

I like the way they claim to know the exact details of everything that went on, complete and utter bullshit.

Fucks sake. I think you're on your own with this opinion.

Don't trust him? He seemed pretty trustworthy when he didn't put a foot wrong in the first half of last season before his injury. Exactly. Some people have short memories.

What the fuck?

Not quite sure why they think the game was played in August.

Ditto. Looking forward to Boxing Day, he's going to get some serious abuse.

Spuds away? Yep. Bale will absolutely destroy him.

I hope he's got his vaseline ready for December 28th.

That is class. Purchased. I'll be joining you very shortly I think. You can make your own too - there's a decent selection of current and ex-players on there. James Perch has somehow found his way onto the list though. go on teams/players and theres loads of players past and present and you pick your text. Tempted to get a Coloccini one, simply with 'Wife Shagger' underneath. Peter Ramage - 'Shit'

Not sure if it's been mentioned or not, but just remembered that Michael Gray was on the radio before the game yesterday. He was saying how if the mackems kept Carroll quiet that they'd win the game. Couldn't stop laughing at him considering that the mackems literally only have one player. Was made even sweeter with the result that, despite Carroll playing superbly well, we bagged five goals and he didn't get on the scoresheet.

That is class. Purchased. I'll be joining you very shortly I think. You can make your own too - there's a decent selection of current and ex-players on there. James Perch has somehow found his way onto the list though.

He's an attention seeking cunt who needs to get a life.

I can just imagine hundreds of those being held up in the air when Shola bags his next goal.

Not a bad week to transfer Nolan into my team.

He already has one.

Don't be daft. Tell me of a player you would drop for Ben Arfa currently (if he was fit), because I can't tbh. He's the best player in our squad and if fit, would be the first name on the teamsheet.

That is class.

Nine? I'd say even that's being generous. Turner should have had about four bookings plus Mensah should also have walked. Dowd's clearly after a kiss by the way.

Loved watching those highlights back and glad they showed how we completely hammered them all over the pitch. What a day.

Go on then, these ten mistakes are...

Go on then, these ten mistakes are...

Absolutely bricking it now. Let's get into those mackem cunts right from the off, HOWAY THE LADS!

What a complete and utter cock.

Hi Wayne.