Ash

That is class.

Nine? I'd say even that's being generous. Turner should have had about four bookings plus Mensah should also have walked. Dowd's clearly after a kiss by the way.

Loved watching those highlights back and glad they showed how we completely hammered them all over the pitch. What a day.

Go on then, these ten mistakes are...

Go on then, these ten mistakes are...

Absolutely bricking it now. Let's get into those mackem cunts right from the off, HOWAY THE LADS!

What a complete and utter cock.

Hi Wayne.

That ? them all you mean Good point.

That 'Wearsider' is a right thick cunt.

You might want to keep doubting it a little longer because it hasn't actually sold out yet.

His goal against Forest was greeted by one of the loudest cheers/roars I've heard at a Newcastle game. If he bagged on Sunday, fuck me, the reaction would be truly unforgettable.

I would hope so. Anyway, think i'll make a prediction now. 3-1 Carroll, Nolan, and some mackem twat. His name is 'Bent'.

It's hardly surprising that Cundy was talking shite. Only the other day he was talking out of his arse, claiming how "big clubs deserve to get more decisions going their way because they've earned it". Daft cunt.

He wouldn't need to be on the bench though, he'd be starting.

Perch up against Walcott.

Added to that, a Carling Cup win would give us the great 'European nights' back Don't care how much of a mickey mouse cup it is, I'd go fucking mental. And I'd be singing 'You've never won fuck all" to everyone outside the current top four for 90 minutes of every match probably, had 20 years of having that sung at me. I'd be the same, like.

Confirmed staters for Madrid: Casillas, Sergio Ramos, Albiol, Pepe, Arbeloa, Cristiano Ronaldo and Benzema. Barca squad: Pinto, Puyol, Abidal, Maxwell, Adriano, Mascherano, Keita, Bojan, Jeffren, Pedro, Miño, Bartra, Fontàs, Thiago, Dos Santos and Nolito.

I'm on New Zealand -12. Also fancy PNG +54 but won't be putting much on if I decide to back that one too. Never got anything due to being busy but hopefully you got good wedge on as both of those came up trumps. That's a shame. Had a fair whack on NZ but forgot to do PNG, can't complain with the NZ win though. Think I'll be on the Aussies against us next week.

That's what worries me. I'd rather have Kadar on the bench.

What is the point in having Perch on the bench?

I reckon the team is: Krul Simpson Williamson Coloccini Enrique Barton Tiote Nolan Jonas Carroll Ameobi

Good, especially if he is played at right-back. S.Taylor - CampbellWilliamson - Coloccini - Enrique When he's fully fit, Campbell takes Williamson's place for me.