Ash

Ryan Giggs - Player of the Year Ashley Young - Young Player of the Year That's the only reaction I can think of to be honest.

Thank fuck for that!

Sunderland simply described as 'pathetic' on 909.

West Brom 3-0!

The scouse bastards better not blow this.

Oh fuck...

FUCKING GET IN!

Fagan acting like an utter cunt again.

Folan off for Hull!

WEST BROM 2-0!!!

Kalou makes it 1-0 to Chelsea at West Ham.

They're in much worse form than I realised actually. We really need them to be safe though, as they still have to play the mackems and Hull. I'd prefer them not to be safe to be honest, means they have more to play for when they play the mackems and Hull.

http://centerholdsit.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/xavi.jpg

ALONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

GET IN! Just need Liverpool to sort themselves out now.

Fuck off with your zonal marking, Benitez! Giving me a bastard heart attack here.

Shearer's at the KC watching the game today.

Just watched Shearer's pre-match press conference and rallying cry on NUFC TV. Not the best of ideas, bricking it even more now.

I really wish I could get pissed up beforehand. I don't drink but might have to force it down me for the first time in my life on Monday! you've been watching us sober the last few years ? i don't know wether to offer you my sympathy or cut you off as a complete loon. I'll back your decision either way.

I really wish I could get pissed up beforehand. I don't drink but might have to force it down me for the first time in my life on Monday!

That picture is fairly deceptive though - you can't see the "No dogs allowed" sign.

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1637401,00.html Judging by that photo, he's beaten the first man from a dead ball situation. From the forgotten man to the first name on the team sheet, very impressive.

Graeme Danby pre-match. People may say we shouldn't over-use him, but I think it's a great idea for Monday, we need every Toon fan in the ground to raise the roof.

I'd love to say this was me, but unfortunately it wasn't. http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/1590/wahoo.jpg Lucky bastard.

A few months ago I was having visions of every Toon fan at Villa Park invading the pitch after Barton scored the goal that would keep us up. Howay Joey!