Ash

Fucking hell, this is unreal! SHEARER, SHEARER, SHEARER!

Woeful decision(s) will go against us, nailed on. He's been a right cunt to us all season.

It's better than nothing I suppose, at least it seems he's accepting he won't be able to manage us any longer. Now get a fucking proper manager in to replace him and do it now!

Blue Team is looking something like this (v. vague) GK: NSG RB: Greg LB: The Prophet CB: Rich (hopefully) CB: ? (maybe Cp40) RM: t'Dave LM: Robbo_11 CM: Disco_Des CM: Stupeedo FW: Wullie FW: Ash I'll play centre back if cp40 doesn't want to, I don't mind playing there to be honest.

Had to sell my ticket for Saturday due to SKY being wankers and fucking up what would have been a cracking weekend. Will be there on Wednesday though, looking forward to it. As Neil said, win this and we're pretty much in SA next year.

Gerrard is English, so the English media suckle his arse. Hardly a conspiracy. Essien is definitely one of the best players in the world. Can do everything, though could score more, and has the intelligence and attitude Gerrard lacks. Surely anyone would love to have him in their team. When he replicates his Liverpool form for England, I'd glady have him in the England team every game without doubt. However, is that ever going to happen? It hasn't so far in 70 caps. I hope he proves me wrong one day because if he does replicate his Liverpool form, we might actually get somewhere in South Africa next year. For me, Gerrard is a world-class player but only in terms of league football because he doesn't perform on the International stage. Messi is streets ahead in regards to the original question by the way.

Hughton is refusing to rule Bassong and Taylor out of this one. That means they're both out for the season, then.

Guess you're wanting a lift then. Hey I'd be able to pay you back for once. You could stop at mine. You have nothing to pay me back for! But that would be spot on mate. I've got another plan in mind too if that doesn't come off. I've asked Jonny if he fancies playing, will see what he says tonight.

Correct on both counts. Whelan fucked over the Warriors last season which made him public enemy number one amongst them. This has just added to their hatred of him.

Guess you're wanting a lift then.

Their fans are livid.

I'm probably gonna stay over after the Fulham game then drive home after our match. Any suggestions on where's best would be appreciated.

Is Wullie quick? Could do with someone pacey alongside me whilst I hold the ball up. Put it this way - Dave and Greg were calling him 'Shola' all game... and they were on his team. I can see it now..."Lining up front for the blue team, Shola Ameobi and Mark Viduka, the slowest strike partnership in history." Too late to make a transfer?

Is Wullie quick? Could do with someone pacey alongside me whilst I hold the ball up.

Blue team. Not sure on my position, haven't played 11-a-side for about eight years. Always been a striker but could drop back into the middle of the park if needs be.

That's the first thing that came into my head too.

Dennis Wise.

Surprised nobody seems to be mentioning Blackburn for the drop. They quite possibly have a worse run in than us.

It's alright walking but running or having the ability to play in a football match may be a different matter.

Why? Surely it would make more sense to play them in their natural positions?

Well deserved. Hopefully he'll get a chance and do himself justice.

Certainly turning on the style when it's starting to matter. Some money time player he is! He won't do the same for England a week on Wednesday though.

Erm... who's top with a game in hand again? Why does that matter? They've still been below par, especially in comparison to last season.