Ash

There's a good chance Shak may have a heart attack when he wakes up and sees the Football forum thread titles.

Who? Had forgotten he existed tbh.

Aye, me too. Young player with apparently sound attributes and bags of potential in a position we desperately need back-up. Useless wankers, should have signed Leighton Baines AND Philipp Lahm. Why aren't those cunts trying to sign French international centre halves and centre midfielders? Utter disgrace. ASHLEY OUT!

Aye, me too. Young player with apparently sound attributes and bags of potential in a position we desperately need back-up. Useless wankers, should have signed Leighton Baines AND Philipp Lahm.

@jseverin11: Info @beinsport Moussa #Sissoko (TFC) s'est engagé à son tour avec #Newcastle. Il n'ira donc pas à l' #OM. #NUFC #Mercato @OM_Officiel @jseverin11: #Sissoko rejoindra-t'il #Newcastle dès Janvier ou en Juin prochain ? Réponse et détails dans #LECLUB sur @beinsport dès 19h. @ Jseverin11: Info @ beinsport Moussa Sissoko # (TFC) is committed to turn with # Newcastle. He did not go to # OM. # NUFC # Mercato @ OM_Officiel @ Jseverin11: # Sissoko join you-it # from Newcastle in January or June next? And details in response to @ # LeClub beinsport at 19h.

@benlyt: Hatem Ben Arfa wanted #NUFC to show ambition in Jan: after Yanga-Mbiwa & Haidara, @1DarrenTulett says Moussa Sissoko will join. Top player @1DarrenTulett: Moussa Sissoko, excellent Vieira-like (I know) midfielder, joins Newcastle, says my well-informed colleague @jseverin11. #NUFC #Toulouse

Spot on all the way through the Remy move were they not?

@GFN_France: According to RMC, NUFC will meet with Bordeaux soon over Gouffran. Looking into it.

Hope so.

Or Obertan.

How the hell would they know if the medical was going well?

Still don't think Mark Douglas has used the correct spelling of his name yet.

I want to play for Barca too. I also have as much chance as he does.

Wrong thread?

Nathan Redmond.

Ban Ikon tbh.

Hopefully the first of a fair few.

Uh oh...

No problem. Think I've included everybody linked at the minute, if I've missed anybody stick it below and I'll get it added.

There we gan Fenham Mag.

Things seem to be moving along in the transfer market so here we go... In Confirmed: Mathieu Debuchy (Lille) - £5.5m - http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20130104/newcastle-complete-debuchy-signing_2281670_3030306 - Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa (Montpellier) - £6.7m - http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20130122/newcastle-sign-yanga-mbiwa_2281670_3050117 - Yoan Gouffran (Bordeaux) - £1.5m - http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20130123/newcastle-complete-gouffran-capture_2281670_3051299 - Massadio Haïdara (Nancy) - £3m - http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20130124/haidara-signs-for-united_2281670_3051739 - Moussa Sissoko (Toulouse) - £2.1m - http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20130125/united-snap-up-sissoko_2281670_3053489 - Kevin Mbabu (Servette) - £1m - http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20130131/united-sign-youngster-mbabu_2281670_3060222 - Rumoured: Out Confirmed: Demba Ba (Chelsea) - £7.5m Xisco (contract terminated) - Rumoured: Finance Total Spent: £19.8m Total Received: £7.5m Net Spend: £12.3m Notes Confirmed = where a transfer is officially announced by the buying or selling club. Rumoured = where reasonably credible/respectable or multiple sources credit an interest. Fees based on media reports only (most are undisclosed these days).

Can't believe the stupid prick doesn't think taking Marveaux off for Perch wasn't a negative change. Absolutely clueless.

It might be Yanga-Mbiwa, Gouffran, Thauvin and Haidara if that article is anything to go by. Would like Sissoko too but maybe that's being greedy! Really hope Colo stays or I fear these signings (if they come off) may not make too much difference. If it is those four I'd be pleased. Being extra greedy, another striker would be nice too.

Someone just translated the L'Equipe article for him, then probably referred to it as 'Sky sources'.