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Not sure about that, he's been pretty much ever present under Pardew. That's more by default than anything. I'm 100% certain we'll sign a right back during this coming window, whether Simpson stays or not.

Was a great listen that - loved his honesty and humour. Think some people are reading too much into his comments about Simpson though. Although he opened up on a lot of subjects, I get the impression that Simpson isn't rated within the club and Pardew's hardly going to come out and say he's shite, regardless of what he actually thinks.

Honestly wouldn't surprise me.

What a fucking dickhead this guy is.

Rather than all of that shite, he should have just asked why do we use the same wank routine from every single free-kick.

When I scrolled down on Neil's post then, I fully expected that to say "fuck off". http://i50.tinypic.com/2i92d8w.png

Nope.

Just got a free £100 bet from BetFred.

Where did you hear this? Fergie can fuck off. My mate who's a Man Utd fan - has some good contacts. He thinks Scholes will end up going should Hodgson tell him what he wants to hear and although it isn't what he wants, Fergie accepts he'll probably want to go too knowing it's his last chance for England.

Hodgson has apparently been begging Scholes to go. Scholes has asked for assurances on the shape of the team and what role he'd be deployed in. Ferguson doesn't want Scholes to go.

Kind of in the same boat as Rich. I think he's a decent player but just think we can do better. If we go with the 4-2-3-1 next season, I'd want someone better to be filling in should Cabaye be out.

I was thinking more for depth tbh, taking Guthrie or Goslings place.... Still wouldn't be thrilled with him. Don't think he'd be an upgrade on Guthrie.

We can do a lot better than Diame. We should certainly be aiming a lot higher too.

Priced at 5/4, I'd fully expect it to win easily anyway, with or without a tip. Odds plummeted. Just had a look, priced up mainly at EVS. Can still get 15/8 on SportingBet though.

Priced at 5/4, I'd fully expect it to win easily anyway, with or without a tip.

Not sure if my PM went through to you on Tapatalk, Neil. Did you get on the one I sent the other day?

Cut to 8/1 now, looks like a few have been getting on. Crazy price.

Really? I'm happy with it, especially Simpson. Don't have a problem with Best but I'm confident we'll replace him with better. Just a case of improving the squad for me, nothing more to it.

You'll have to ask him if you want to know more, it's quite complex and too much detail for me to go into.

For a team to score a certain number of tries in a rugby league game. Think there was another one too but that was the main one.

Backed Scholes to be in the England squad @ 16/1 earlier. Most places are around 3s. Tempted to have a smaller bet on Holt at the same price.

Not sure why but I barely even celebrated, just laughed a lot because it was Alcaraz that scored. Went mental a few months back when Rey Mysterio and myself had a rugby league four-fold on that returned over £1k each. Think I scared Mistle17 a little bit that day. I never did find out if that ridiculous bet Rey Mysterio won ever payed out. Wasnt it like 12k on so many tries for Huddesfield or something? Still up in the air at the minute, Ladbrokes have acted like complete arseholes.

Bet you did!