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Shisha place? Oceana or something? Aye.

Saw Papiss outside his favourite joint earlier.

Could be Perch for Simpson.

Never it is then.

I'll be smashing into Barca @ 8/11.

Yeah, we couldn't possibly improve on Simpson and Taylor/Williamson.

Literally placed the bet about two minutes before we scored to make it 3-0, was fuming. There was some great value to be had on the game for those that were able to watch it.

Love bet365 doing in-play betting on Reserve games. :lol. Had £200 on Man Utd or draw @ 6/4 when we were 2-0 up to add to backing them outright @ 4/7 before kick off. Think Rey Mysterio ended up about £1k up from similar bets too. It's the way forward!

He's the biggest omission on the list.

He hasn't, though. He's passed the ball backwards and sideways a lot, given away lots of fouls and turned on the ball for a total of around 29 hours. There's absolutely no way he's been one of the six best players in the league this season, not a chance.

This. Spurs would be fighting for 6th or 5th without him. He's been a key to their success this season. Erm, they're fighting for 5th or 6th with him.

PFA Player of the Year shortlist: Joe Hart, Sergio Aguero, David Silva, Wayne Rooney, Robin Van Persie, Scott Parker. PFA Young Player of the Year shortlist: Danny Welbeck, Daniel Sturridge, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Kyle Walker, Sergio Aguero and Gareth Bale Scott Parker and Danny Welbeck.

Tim Cahill? Possibly, although I've never quite understood what Cahill does. Scores headers. The end.

I'm now waiting for Real to fuck me now. I've spent three days watching my account winnings go from £100 to £0, each day going 'I'll withdraw this remaining so and so' with the amount dwindling each day until I go for broke and throw it all down the fucking drain. What a joke. I have a problem. You have a problem? I've just checked my 365 account and in the last 24 hours I've staked £1,812.92.

No offence to you HTT, but why don't people just say who has told them what? Peter Beardsley no less. Not directly to me but at talk ins and in coaching circles. The same man that when Hughton was appointed as KK's assistant, said to a stunned audience, he was brought in to keep tabs on KK and to report back to the board (I was actually at that talk-in). He was a great player for us but the man is a gob s**** and a s***-stirrer. And 50 faced. You say that about him, just after saying you'd heard something that sounded like it came from a decent source.

Montpellier PSG St Helens -24 Trixie

Having a very similar mentality on Saturday. Putting a bit of money on Liverpool to qualify. Tbf, we're serial bottlers against those cunts. But if I lose money then ho hum. I was going to bet on Everton anyway, but this is good to know No, I'll be very surprised if you don't win. They're horrendous and Pienaar and Fellaini are looking boss right now Pienaar's cup-tied.

Yep, he would, in a offensive position of the midfield three. I have seen him play deep too at times, so him and Cabaye could switch roles with relative ease.

Aye, can see where you're coming from, considering our form and what we have to play for I still think it's a good price though. Going to leave it anyway as I'd no doubt jinx us!

I didn't think anything could top finishing above Dogleash's Liverpool. Finishing above this cunt's team though, now that would be absolutely fucking beautiful.

7 Fucking hell, for some reason I thought we were on 60 points. Still tempted like. More than doable.

We're 4/5 to finish with over 65.5 points. We only need six points from five games to make that happen. EXTREMELY tempted to wade into that...

I used to think our prices were disgraceful until I went on a tour of the Meadowlands last year. My jaw hit the floor when I saw how much they charge, unbelievable really!

Why would you think that, Beren?

Ivanovic has appealed his violent conduct charge, fuck knows how he thinks he can get off with punching someone like. If he gets done for a frivolous appeal (which he should), he'll miss our game.