Ash

Where's Wally? Very apt.

Currently making a tit of himself in an argument with NUFC TV man Rob Scanlon on Twitter. Hopefully he'll get banned from reporting on the club, that'd be the best outcome all round.

Just seen Papiss again, same place as yesterday.

Watch the replay. You can even see Hatem's back/stomach because his shirt is pulled up that much.

It was worse! Hatem had gone past him and Enrique then reached round and was all over the front of his shirt. Penalty all day long.

Like fuck the Enrique one was a dive.

Still over 24hrs until KO. Hurry up, ffs!

Been looking at this one game at a time for the last five weeks so not changing that outlook until the end of the season. This weekend is huge and will have a massive say in where we finish. As long as we win our game, we move on to next week still in with a shout and that's all we can ask for. One/both of Arsenal and Chelsea will be dropping points and Spurs face a tough game at QPR which they won't fancy at all. It's worked out well that we'll be able to see all three of the games tomorrow too. Personally hoping for a Chelsea win or draw and obviously Spurs to get turned over but a point would be fine too. If things go our way, we could be two or three points off 3rd with a game in hand come 5pm tomorrow. Believe! HOWAY THE LADS!

Shisha place? Oceana or something? Aye.

Saw Papiss outside his favourite joint earlier.

Could be Perch for Simpson.

Never it is then.

I'll be smashing into Barca @ 8/11.

Yeah, we couldn't possibly improve on Simpson and Taylor/Williamson.

Literally placed the bet about two minutes before we scored to make it 3-0, was fuming. There was some great value to be had on the game for those that were able to watch it.

Love bet365 doing in-play betting on Reserve games. :lol. Had £200 on Man Utd or draw @ 6/4 when we were 2-0 up to add to backing them outright @ 4/7 before kick off. Think Rey Mysterio ended up about £1k up from similar bets too. It's the way forward!

He's the biggest omission on the list.

He hasn't, though. He's passed the ball backwards and sideways a lot, given away lots of fouls and turned on the ball for a total of around 29 hours. There's absolutely no way he's been one of the six best players in the league this season, not a chance.

This. Spurs would be fighting for 6th or 5th without him. He's been a key to their success this season. Erm, they're fighting for 5th or 6th with him.

PFA Player of the Year shortlist: Joe Hart, Sergio Aguero, David Silva, Wayne Rooney, Robin Van Persie, Scott Parker. PFA Young Player of the Year shortlist: Danny Welbeck, Daniel Sturridge, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Kyle Walker, Sergio Aguero and Gareth Bale Scott Parker and Danny Welbeck.

Tim Cahill? Possibly, although I've never quite understood what Cahill does. Scores headers. The end.

I'm now waiting for Real to fuck me now. I've spent three days watching my account winnings go from £100 to £0, each day going 'I'll withdraw this remaining so and so' with the amount dwindling each day until I go for broke and throw it all down the fucking drain. What a joke. I have a problem. You have a problem? I've just checked my 365 account and in the last 24 hours I've staked £1,812.92.

No offence to you HTT, but why don't people just say who has told them what? Peter Beardsley no less. Not directly to me but at talk ins and in coaching circles. The same man that when Hughton was appointed as KK's assistant, said to a stunned audience, he was brought in to keep tabs on KK and to report back to the board (I was actually at that talk-in). He was a great player for us but the man is a gob s**** and a s***-stirrer. And 50 faced. You say that about him, just after saying you'd heard something that sounded like it came from a decent source.

Montpellier PSG St Helens -24 Trixie

Having a very similar mentality on Saturday. Putting a bit of money on Liverpool to qualify. Tbf, we're serial bottlers against those cunts. But if I lose money then ho hum. I was going to bet on Everton anyway, but this is good to know No, I'll be very surprised if you don't win. They're horrendous and Pienaar and Fellaini are looking boss right now Pienaar's cup-tied.