dinotheprehistoricgeordie

Good start to this game so far. Di Maria needs to calm down a bit, though.

EDIT Best player today.

This. Can't see us getting a win anytime soon. At least we have a little buffer from the relegation zone.

This commentator looks like Robson Green.

I'm happy. But I'm not happy. But I am happy.

If we draw I'm going to piss blood.

'Alan's gonna have a heart attack when he sees added time' He's not your mate, you twat.

These commentators are cunts.

I don't understand this substitution

I know, I thought he wasn't a manager.

Man that was a shit pass.

Commentators can't wait for a Spurs equaliser

They can't put on Raylor here, man.

Lucky.

Commentators again. 'Give him time to turn it around, even if he doesn't at least you gave him time' I want to strangle this man.

God I feel so conflicted now. I don't want to get relegated and I want to support my team but I really, really want Pardew to fuck off,

Cabella with the assist as well

GET THE FUCK IN

Sammy's going to win this game.

da fuck?

Pardew gets canned and he'll end up on TV, so everyone plays nice because they're all essentially coworkers. Everyone and everything is terrible and I hate it.

I really don't get this refusal by the commentators to call out Pardew on his shit tactics. Has he kidnapped their families, or something?

We're dicks for watching this shit every week. True. Every time the commentators make an excuse for us being shit I've lost it. Literally shouting at my computer screen Watching games like that dude that was screaming at the TV when River got relegated. I can't remember the last time I wanted us to win. Forgot about that video I'm not at that stage yet but I'm getting so pissed off now. And yeah, I don't even know if I want us to win, I mean I do. Put for fucks sake I just want Pardew to go away. Wish he'd get fucking ebola

That corner. What the actual fuck do we do in training.