Ketsbaia

It’s sad to catch up on the last 50 pages, so much cold water has now been chucked on this. The buzz has officially been killed.

It'll take a long time to stop laughing at yesterday :lol: A perfectly-written season, can't wait for the Netflix doc. Financially, they should soon be Donald Ducked. Stewart Donald, that is.

Go for Ziyech and offer him the world.

I've come to terms with them going up so put a bet on them, knowing how well that usually goes

They probably wished Mbemba a happy 22nd but we don't really know

The guy is properly in love. Everyone else thinks he's crazy for even contemplating staying with Ashley, especially with such attractive alternatives, but he's determined to bloody stay. Which is mad. What a legend.

We laugh but that's basically what Chronicle have been doing all week

Brandt to Dortmund is mad. Bit sideways for the player but they've basically upgraded Pulisic for half the price.

That kit is proper Cheltenham or Lincoln City. Did they forget about the sleeves?

Imagine turning down Roma for Mike Ashley's Newcastle United. Rafa man, you're hilarious :lol:

Last line nails it: "It remains to be seen whether Ashley keeps his promises to Benitez"

The whole situation is being too read into. Everything about this wait is being overanalysed when nobody has a clue. Every scenario is logical right now.

Spine-chilling

£50m plus outgoings will probably be £100m, which is a great budget this summer. All hypothetical, of course.

Kompany is the new player-manager of Anderlecht. Very interesting.

Potter taking over at Brighton

I thought the updates would have everyone more optimistic tbh

I feel like Charlton are celebrating a little too much....

Glad they're through but I now have no confidence in them beating the mackems

Even more ridic.

Ridiculous. They're so lucky.

Does any match go well anymore? Every pissing night, man.....

And if someone does break the top 6, it's more likely to be Wolves or Leicester.

From experience, be careful with Keegan opinions :lol: