Ketsbaia

Quite a few did. 5 people, FFS. He'll be livid at that.

They buy Afobe and STILL want Grabban? :lol: Fools

Class

He's slightly too late :lol:

Midfield is our biggest weakness and Colback is a footballing haemerrhoid, so Shelvo is a positive move. Buying PL experience from a PL club? Bring it on.

Club record on a centre back? Aye ok, of course we did....

£10m isn't too bad either. I take the Swansea fans' criticisms on board, but he can't be worse than Colback.

By the sounds of it, he's been class on loan at Sao Paulo and it only went wrong at AC Milan due to injuries.

Another striker at Liverpool? :lol:

Bernardo Corradi.

We can't even get the Basel kid, he's agreed to join Augsburg.

Palace haven't scored in 3, either.

Lacazette is a quality player so I'd obviously have him here, but that money needs spread out over a few positions. He's a smart lad to turn us down, though, no doubt about it.

Bent and Blackman are their politically correct attempts to piss off local UKIP campaigners.

How is Grenier doing?

Full Pardew & S.O.F.T. made me laugh

Bordeaux, midfielder, initially a striker, good defensive contribution. This is a brand new situation.

Don't know what's more ridiculous - the idea of Andy going to Sunderland, or West Ham making money on him :lol:

Whey if Palace get Remy, they'll not need Austin.

Hate it when the press do that.

Who were Everton fans booing there - Besic, Kone or the removal of Lennon?

I'm finally putting my jinxing skills to good use

Get innnnnnnnn!

Yeah, I don't think he'll have time to implode. That big job offer will come from some poor sod who believes the hype.