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We desperately need a LB who gets forward, which Dummett never does. It's doing us a lot of harm.

Austin & Armstrong tearing up the Championship next season

I wish we'd just start him. I'm sick of only attacking down the right and we desperately need service for Mitrovic. Just give it a try.

I still feel bad for Mitrovic, he's clearly good and not our main problem. Thing is, we now seem to be defending resolutely. We're just way too predictable in attack. It's either passing back to Elliot for a hoof that immediately goes to the opposition, or we attack down the RIGHT FLANK ONLY with a floated cross. It's painful to watch.

That Norwich win was the killer.

This was one of the three template NUFC performances - play surprisingly well and still lose to a silly goal. So fucking predictable. McClaren can bleat on about playing well, creating chances but it means absolutely nothing. It's another defeat.

Apparently I forgot to take it off Mahrez and his penalty miss. Great day, just like the others

We're not even guaranteed 18th anymore.

Today has done us. Not just looking above us, below looks grim because Sunderland will be over us soon.

Villa should be ahead but this has got 1-0 Sunderland all over it.

Pissed off at the team, then again I don't know what else we were expecting. We're just waiting patiently for a pummeling.

Aye, Sunderland win.

Ozil with Mahrez vice. Both will score well, you'd think.

If we beat Man Utd then I'll buy a hat and eat it. What did you think before Liverpool, Spurs and Chelsea'a recent trips up here? For some strange reason, we're more likely to beat the big teams than the ones that make sense.

Man Utd and West Ham are very winnable games. Man U is just the sort we seem to win, too.

Happy new year to all. Through the happy moments and the tragedies, this place is truly incredible. Can't think of a better set of people to get relegated with

As a short term fix to keep us up, Carrick will be better than Colback and Tiote. It's worth going against the policy.

Arnautovic in for the detestable Coutinh-prick.

They also didn't beat us. EDIT: Dave

New contract, right?

The same bloke who scored past us, as well as 10ft Gestede.

Whoever has had the most goals. For some reason.

The game with Villa is huge. Fingers crossed for a draw.

How did Lens not get sent off for that?!?!

I don't think I've ever hated one of my own players as much as Coutinho He's FPL rubbish, can't wait to get rid.