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Duff has West Brom - much better option.

If Pardew does get sacked after Stoke, the LMA would be right on Ashley for this.

Fingers crossed that he doesnt tell jokes.

I'm keeping Hazard in, he's mint. He'll come good. I have 2 subs to make, but Ulloa for Naismith will probably be the only one. Every single player has phenomenal looking games and I'm struggling to drop some to the bench.

They've been mismanaged, of course, but they could easily have stayed 2-0 down against Hull. They started the job but chose not to finish it. For some reason, they decided to save their manager's job, same again tonight.

Yeah. Our players are idiots.

Seen a couple of people mention it and saw it from Luke Edwards at this link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11102654/Jonas-Gutierrez-reveals-his-cancer-has-spread-to-other-parts-of-his-body.html But that's from last Wednesday....

37 looks comparitively superb now Only Sterling scored, only Hazard assisted and only Duff kept a clean sheet.

Naismith's 0 denying Clyne the chance to come in. At least Hazard assisted, I've finished on 35pts

Today: Evans (subbed off with 1pt), Captain Adebayor (does nothing), Naismith (not playing), Zaha (not playing). Clyne is my next sub, sitting on 8pts, but I know Naismith/Zaha will come on and fuck it up. Disaster.

Brilliant

Evans goes off injured, Captain Adebayor has done nothing either. What a nightmare week.

Ah man, what happened to Jonny Evans - subbed off? Fantasy League bollocks

I should've done the Di Maria for Hazard swap. Damn. Then again, Falcao & Ulloa for Adebayor & Naismith is the early plan for next week.

This is great

I know some are saying they'd take relegation if it got rid of Pardew but I wouldnt. Despite being mint last time, it felt miserable not being in the Premier League. Problem is, this time we'll be stuck there for a while.

Cheering your own team to lose is miserable, being against those that cheered them on is awful and constantly despising the manager takes its toll. The end doesn't seem in sight anymore. Newcastle United is in a miserable state, we're rotten to the core and this fan split will relegate us.

Clyne on my bench with 8pts! That's annoying. 21, with Adebayor ©, Naismith, Costa, Courtois, Evans, Hazard to go.

What an absolute dickhead.

Papiss, you fucking dick.

This is it This is it This is it This is it This is it This is it This is it This is it This is it This is it This is it This is it

I'd gave up on today but there's still hope......

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Replacing a 2/10 manager with a 6/10 is a huge improvement, although I'm sure we could attract some 7s or 8s.

It was the introduction of goal-line technology that meant we had a few injuires, so I pushed over that linesman. There's so many good ones.