Ketsbaia

Tick, tock, tick, tock.....

Not a chance is he surviving this. It'd be the most glorious day ever.....absolutely incredible.

In that case, he needs to stay off. Costa is vice!

On the plus side, I've just brought Costa in. But I captained Sterling instead.....

This is such a perfect day. KEEP GOING, SOUTHAMPTON!!!

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Falcao or Adebayor?

Whether officially for sale or otherwise, Ashley will always be open to selling. We're not for sale but we're not not for sale either. More pressure on Pardew, more ammunition for the press......good things may come out of this.

Froggy, is Jonny Evans a safer pick than Phil Jones right now? I'd love Falcao in but Adebayor is more appealing, for some reason. Also unsure whether to have Ben Arfa or Zaha as 5th midfielder. Courtois - McCarthy Jones/Evans - Clyne - Wilson - N Taylor - Duff Hazard - Ramsey - Sterling - Sigurdsson - Ben Arfa/Zaha Costa - Falcao/Adebayor - Naismith

Talk about not getting too excited by a headline It'd probably be the greatest day of my life!

I wish we could have more than 3 strikers. I'm agonising over Diego Costa, Falcao, Adebayor and Naismith. One has to go Hazard - Ramsey - Sterling - Sigurdsson - Ben Arfa is a midfield, though.

Growing up, I always wanted one of these put in, but now I think its more beautiful without. It'll definitely have bad intentions, though.

Who'll be the one behind the one behind 183-1?

I'd pay any amount of money for the honour of pushing him off a cliff onto a rusty spike.

He's average - better than Pardew but not good enough to get us where we should be.

Aarons is a good shout for a fifth midfielder, to be honest.

Brings relegation closer but also Pardew's sacking. Dont know how to feel.

I was only semi-serious But, certainly with a lack of proper match fitness, it might take a few weeks for him to get in.

Yeah I'm not sure he'll be a regular - Huddlestone, Livermore, Ramirez, Ince, Brady are competition, plus 2 up front.

I want to learn how to drive just so I can run Alan Pardew over. Really. I'd do almost anything to get that close to him.

That's me done, like. There's been a small flame going recently but this blows it out. I love this club but hate it even more and, to me, I cant take it anymore. Not until the regime is gone, but they wont go. Ever. Good luck to all the fans set to fight with the club. Hope it goes well

Honestly? 10.

I just dont know why he'd accept this bid. He was already persona non-grata.

Welbeck What a nothing signing. What a waste of energy.

I'm getting more and more confident that Ben Arfa will win this war. Either Pardew gets desperate or he gets sacked.