Ketsbaia

It's the 28th/29th game that's annoying.

I'm all for De Boer.

Janmaat replacement already?

Dedicated to Northerngimp: http://s15.postimg.org/ymulb2t2j/The_Lying_King.png

The thing is, in January Arsenal will be just 6 months away from Sami Khedira on a free. Will they bother with Tiote?

Forster is understandable and I'd say it's too soon to put Ayoze in there - he's played more than Ferreyra.

I've not been a fan for a while but he's far from our biggest problem in the squad - namely Williamson, Coloccini, Dummett, Gouffran and Riviere. The parallels with relegation season are frightening.

Class. Imagine him singing "I just cant wait to be King".

It's already looking like 3 out of Newcastle, Sunderland, Burnley, QPR and West Brom. Not that Hull are great either.

This is all absolutely depressing me, like. What's the point in football? What did we do to deserve this? At least some tunnels have a light at the end of them.

I don't know which theory I'm subscribing to - either Ashley/Pardew are in a ridiculous compensation stand-off, or Ashley wants to prove that Independent journalist wrong. There's a fear that he's doing whatever it takes to piss off the fans, even if it means relegation or leaving it too late to sack him. If Pardew isn't gone after the next 3 games, it's all over.

If it's any consolation, we're losing this no matter who's in charge. At least 3-0, I'd say. Captain Sigurdsson in Fantasy Lge.

With a decent manager, our defence can be organised into an ok unit - even Pardew has done it in the past. Further up, Ben Arfa, Sissoko, De Jong and Cisse would be enough to see us safe. Cabella could go either way and Aarons looks good, but 2 of those 4 are gone til January. AAAARRRGGGHHH JUST SACK HIM!!!

I'm not sure I believe the 'whatever happens against Swansea' line, I'm one of those that thinks Ashley wants to save face after his slip. Is that foolish?

The Swansea game will do it.

Back in three and a half months

I reckon that's it, like. At the very worst, he'll get the Swansea game. But everyone in the world knows it's a matter of when, not if - so why wait? I've been out drinking vodka tonight, like Premature celebrations but it's the first time I've not had that lingering doubt - he's going and it's days away.

C'mon Wilson!!!

Sturridge is meant to be back next week though, isnt he? Yeah Gerrard has set pieces, but he scored an impressive number of goals last season. It'll either be him, Silva or Tadic.

I'm replacing Ramsey & Adebayor - would having Sterling, Gerrard and Sturridge be too much Liverpool? Their upcoming fixtures are marvellous but they've been a bit off.

Jonathan Pearce has finally sussed out goal-line technology, then. Only took 3 months

Sort of relieved that Ramsey has done his hamstring - I was never 100% happy to have him in. It might be time to bring in Silva or Cazorla.

Don't know whether to replace Adebayor with Aguero or Sturridge. Then again, Spurs face Newcastle soon....

Defenders doing well but nowt so far for Costa ©, Hazard, Ulloa, Sigurdsson. Hmmph.

My back five are facing Villa, QPR, Sunderland, Newcastle and West Brom There MUST be 3 or 4 clean sheets there, right?