Ketsbaia

Griggs should be the new Giggs around here.

When it comes to price rises, there's a uniform number of Net Transfers In that earns players a 0.1 rise. With reductions, I think it's more complicated and there's no uniform number. Based on percentages of ownership etc.

Brilliant work Maribor

Balotelli is added at a price of 10m.

Would prefer Welbeck tbh.

Print off the letter, provide the fire thing and we're fine. Great, great work

I've used mine to raise money. I think I'm wildcarding in September, so replacing Austin (who was about to drop to 5.9) with Naismith (5.0 at the time, soon to be 5.2) has raised me 0.2m. Will probably do that for a few weeks

Spanx, with the banner inside. Easy peasy.

It worked when sneaking alcohol into Ladies Day at the horse racing. If she says something like "Aaah, I'm craving Daim bars", they'll believe it.

Take a lass and pretend she's pregnant. They wouldnt dare start on her. Also, HOPE t-shirts are a good idea. I'd definitely buy one.

Probably Remy but they still have Sanchez, Podolski, Sanogo and Campbell, so there's a chance that Wenger will stick with them. Although, with Walcott back soon, Sanchez up front could be a good option.

My first 4 players scored 31, so 52 is a disappointing total. Frustrating.

Will Sturridge get that assist?

I wonder how Di Maria affects Mata's productivity and game time.

It should just be a random Bank Holiday Monday but we get this gem. Class forum

We're going to win this war.

Superb

Definitely spurred on by the flag. This is brilliant He saw it, Pardew saw it......spotty dog.

I wonder if, after 5 or 6 consecutive defeats, Pardew will turn to Ben Arfa. It's easy for him to slag HBA off now but in desperate times he'll have to swallow his pride. An injury crisis, with the transfer window closed, could do it. Or maybe Sunderland have turned us over again. If he recalls him and it works, Pardew looks a genius to the idiot fans. Maybe not

They're in a race with Liverpool to see who can flush money away the quickest.

The Ice Bucket Challenge would distract our players and put our Premier League status at risk. Good decision to stay away imo

Lush goal.

Lots of effort and pressure, but lacking in quality. Buckley looked ok, though.

That dive was horrific.