Ketsbaia

Balotelli is definitely overrated. This transfer will fail.

It's all about when the head flips

Mackay's is the biggest heel turn since Stone Cold shook hands with Vinnie Mac.

This is extraordinary. Mackay's reputation takes a huge u-turn, although the undercover shit creeps me out.

Why on earth would Arsenal want Tiote? Arteta in a blindfold would be just as effective.

Brazilian goalie Bruno Fernandes got some lass pregnant - he couldn't be bothered with it, so he murdered her and fed her to his dogs. He could be classed as 'slightly unstable'.

Everything's coming up Milhouse

Assuming we'd buy a replacement, I'd love to see Tiote go. He has good days but is generally a liability.

King Meals Ltd

46. Ergh.

Apparently Eduardo Vargas has chose QPR over Sunderland. Only on loan, but that's another superb signing for QPR.

So did Cesc take all set pieces tonight, or did he share with Hazard?

Downgrading Hazard to Fabregas looks tempting. Could do nice things with that million.

I so wanted Schurrle but had the same worry as everyone else. I'll definitely be keeping tabs on him. Bloody annoying as a Hazard owner to see Fabregas and Costa produce, though.

Courtois If that stays, comes to Team Ketsy....

44 with Hazard to go. I'm chuffed to possibly get over 50 in such a poor week.

Bloody Sigurdsson on the bench, man. Now I'm praying that Hazard doesn't play.

Stuck on 35 with just Hazard and Sturridge left. Frustrating. At least Rambo scored...

Has anyone done well?

I have Charlie Austin (missed pen), Alex Bruce (went off at HT), Sigurdsson (probably wont come off my bench) & 2 defenders with assists. Such a weird day.

From those that've done well, only Rooney, Chester, Vlaar and Sigurdsson have probably been picked at all.

Nightmare so far Stoke & Sunderland clean sheets gone, Alex Bruce off at HT. Charlie Austin has done nowt.

Naughton. Phew.

Me.

Surely they'll give the assist to Jones, right? Shame about Aluko but I have Siggy on the bench...