Ketsbaia

I'll believe it when it happens, right now we've heard it all. And why would Arsenal want him?

This might sound crazy but I think we'll score a goal tonight. End today joint bottom with Swansea.

"The season before I was the best thing since sliced bread." Modest lad

Thauvin seems a sensible lad, like. First he picks Lille over us and now he wants anyone in Ligue 1 over us. Kid has sense tbh.

That Man United bid is outrageous I originally read £28m for Fellaini and thought maybe they'd overpaid slightly, but Baines too? Wow.

So he's still going on a free? Or Dortmund can now get money for him?

IS RICKY LAMBERT IN YOUR FANTASY TEAM YOU DID NOT ONCE MENTION THIS LAST NIGHT? Someone's a bit touchy tonight

If they drop my Lambert, I won't be held responsible for my actions.

Not fancy the bore hole to have another good season?

Because this takes them one step closer to bankruptcy. Worrying times.

Is Osvaldo good, like? Hope this doesnt affect Lambert.

For a change

Then Hazard's your captain? Got those same three, Benteke, and Zabaleta to go. Yeah, I didn't foresee Chelsea giving up after 30 minutes. There's still the Villa game though.

This team We're so lucky to be able to see this team. Lucky that they exist and lucky that we can see it on TV.

Well that sounds like a marvellous idea

Disappointing from the Chelsea match - 6 Ivanovic, 6 Hazard, 1 Lukaku.

I'd take a Chelsea-Hull 2-0, like

Tell you what, that Barca team look alright. Who are they?

Wow.

This will easily be 4 or 5, if Hull are lucky. Awful team.

The only hope is that Lukaku gets brought on when Hull are tired. He'll rip them to shreds, he doesn't need 90 minutes for that.

Lukaku either. Sick of managers, like.

Doesnt play Lukaku, fucking hell.

Capoue should now enable Paulinho to go forward.