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They not going to give that first goal as a Hazard assist?

Ivanovic saved this one, like. Instead of Sturridge for Lukaku, maybe I'll wait and put Benteke in. Dude's a machine!

Torres isnt on the bench.

He's gone with Ba up front, the prick Hazard, Mata, Lampard, Oscar, Ivanovic all starting. Azpilicueta on the bench.

Some. Not definite tho.

Because youngsters will never make it at Man City.

No way

I just think his priority is the Man Utd match, with Bayern afterwards. He certainly has the squad to rotate and I don't think he knows his #1 striker yet.

Need Lukaku to start this one, you'd think Mourinho would rotate his three strikers.

He's class, like. I'd rest easier if we gave him his new contract - keep him here for life!

Laying a slice of cheese on top Delicious!

GW2: Fulham 1-2 Arsenal Everton 2-0 West Brom Hull City 2-2 Norwich Newcastle 1-1 West Ham Southampton 2-1 Sunderland Stoke City 1-1 Crystal Palace Aston Villa 1-3 Liverpool Cardiff City 0-3 Man City Tottenham 2-1 Swansea Man Utd 2-1 Chelsea When do the tables get updated?

Superb stuff.

I bet Levy couldve got it up to £40m.

Ok maybe not hoofs, but aimless passes. So many of them last night too.

Job interview: 1) Will you play Gutierrez? 2) If you have a team of midgets, are long aimless hoofs a good idea? 3) Will your training sessions involve actual match preparation? 4) Can you use 'was' and 'were' correctly? If your answers went no, no, yes, yes then you're overqualified.

I'd take virtually anyone right now.

If Spurs buy all those, maybe we can bid for Sigurdsson. Nice replacement for Cabaye.

60 with Ivanovic, Lukaku & Captain Hazard to play, so hoping for 80. Either Zabaleta for Ivanovic or Sturridge for Lukaku this week.

Directionless. Hopeless. Catastrophic.

Sell Cabaye, buy Gomis, switch to 442. Thats the plan, right?

Carr has found quality players but we've gone too far with it. Should've been done in moderation, mixed in with some domestic buys. This stands out even more because of the unnecessary off-pitch disasters and Ashley vs Pardew tug of war.

£15m opening bid? Fine, Ashley will never accept an opening bid. Get it over the £20m line.

We're lacking some match ratings On its own, I could take this 4-0 because Man City are much better than us. But combined with Cabaye and the Pardew bullshit this is too much. Its not just one match either, I've seen this performance so much over the past year. No heart, no desire, no organisation. There's never any movement, corners are shit and we're so predictable with our laboured attacks. The 'French Project' isn't working and it isnt xenophobic to say that. In 2 weeks we'll be stuck with this lot til January. Pardew is a large part of the problem with his negativity but the players must take the blame too - he didnt force Debuchy to bring down Toure and he didnt tell Taylor to clothesline Aguero. Idiotic moments of madness. I'm just sick of all this. We're normally thrown the occasional bone during the dark times but I don't see any right now. Things must change. I dont think they will.

Krul Debuchy Willo Colo MYM/Santon Tiote Sissoko Ben Arfa Marveaux Gouffran Cisse But who cares, really? We'll lose and this is all irrelevant.