Ketsbaia

The Oddsfather

Speroni, Ward, Gabbidon, Delaney, Moxey, Dikgacoi, Jedinak, Garvan, Dobbie, Gayle, Wilbraham. They've got a superb little team there

He's a bellend, but I want him to be our bellend.

So theres no rumours today? Mint.

Monday night, 10pm: "We was poor today, perhaps suffering from our lack of Europa League football. Luckily we had no european football to tire us out, that was something we worked hard to get over the line. I'm a bellend".

Just looked through a couple of leagues I'm in and most of the teams above me are absolutely shit Many are held up by Captain Van Persie. The better teams are near the bottom because they're full of Chelsea/City/Spurs players

I definitely need a performance from Lukaku tomorrow, like. Today hasnt gone well.

No way

Cheap defence, expensive attack is the right strategy

He costs far too much but he's guaranteed points, man. Gutted

They're still not used my "Moyes will be Moyes" chant

Is he still doing apology e-mails to the fans?

Class by De Gea.

I guess 4 out of 6 delivered for me - Szczesny, Toure, Collins and TRICKY DICKY LAMBERT!!!

Live studio audience is a class idea, like. Good stuff by Sky.

Down cos they're Mackem, they're going down cos they're mackem, down cos they're mackem......

LAMBERT!!!!!!!!!! Also, the vidiprinter has Livorno vs Siena updates, like we asked for.

Bit of a disaster, this.

Callum McManaman sent off for Wigan, bad tackle. Who'd have thought?

Whoops.

Szczesny penalty save too Rebound goes in

Benteke missed a penalty but scored the rebound.

All you pricks that went with Mignolet Absolute points haul thanks to that, meanwhile Toure is stuck on 5.

YES!!!!!

Oh my god