Ketsbaia

If we're without Tiote, Gutierrez and Taylor we better hope we'll win - he's forced to play the team we've always wanted him to. If that team loses, those 3 will be there for life.

IP has good taste.

You're choosing to go to this?!?!?!

I'm confused by the N-O Predictions Table, when we didnt predict the other 9 matches. Good idea, though. I'll get the razor blades....

Schurrle was one too many, so this would be mental.

He'll be a Ki player for them.... .....

Its winding me up that we werent in there. Now maybe we are in for Thauvin, Ince or Ayew but its better to stay pessimistic about that.

A player that can unlock defences?

Same

Are those spam hampers starting another fire? Daaaayum.

Wow, just seen the great news with Tiote and Jonas. Is this forcing Pardew to play those with ability? Party time.

€30m for the pair, at the very least.

Ayew ready? Break it down *air guitar to DX*

Another fine target gone. Superb.

Andre fucking Ayew?!?! Yes please, definitely.

Considering the eye-watering fees for English players, £6m is fine.

That Bale fee is at least £40m too much, an absolutely staggering amount. Clinical insanity.

The African ones are awful I got sick of Tuesday Club sometime last season. Its sometimes funny but I just dont care about Arsenal.

So either Real will have no strikers, they'll go for Suarez or they'll commit to Ronaldo being up front.

Captain Hazard now has the assist A solid 79.

On the 'Status' page it now says "Opta are reviewing a possible assist to Eden Hazard for the first Chelsea goal. An update will be posted here when a decision is made."

Superb

Well in that case, I'd rather go for someone else. Yeah yeah we can't be fussy now, 12 days etc.

Last season it would've been given but I know they changed the definition. Still, common sense says that he caused the goal.

Didn't Gourcuff used to be really good but then fell away?