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Sports Direct News must be the ultimate ITK, considering its only purpose is to stick it to the media. They were right about Rooney & Kone, so this is exciting news.

Cant wait

Bury

Hatem's Magic Nuggets.

Well we hope PSG end up with a good manager, so there!

Shredded Dreams.

Brighton away, or Stevenage.

We'll have whoever their big name is? Amalfitano is long, plus we already have success with that family.

Porbably Wigan, tbf. I'm not a fan of Potato but looking at some of this summer's prices, £1.5m is a drop in the ocean.

Just read back on this, Jeeeesus some people have getting their knickers in a twist. It's a funny thread, man Some of the excuses are infuriating, though.

Once that we can realistically get: Ince, Sinclair, Will Hughes, Downing (), Snodgrass Was really annoyed when we stayed away from Clyne, Redmond and Caulker though. I think Chalobah, Ward-Prowse and Shaw will turn out really well, this Eric Deir is meant to be good too isnt he?

HA! So they're getting rid of Potato? Excellent.

He's going to miss Man City, where we're getting thumped anyway. It isn't a big deal.

It's so great to watch them turn on him. They've stuck with him to a sickening level, made themselves the laughing stock of football, blindly turned him into a messiah and now he's shitting on them all from a great height. A fantastic heel turn.

Soldado is, as expected, in at 9.5m. Remy 7.5m.

Or "Hit here" Thats what I always thought it was, with "here" said with an accent. Fascinating stuff.

Just noticed that hithere is "hi there"

Although rumble could be replaced with humble, tumble, jumble, fumble or apple crumble. Maybe nimble.

Another reason: Jonas on the bench? He cant lose us any derbies from there, I hope.

Stewart fucking pissing Downing, man. What a horrible thought. Ince pls. Pls pls pls.

I'm not too excited but the last few weekends have been really boring during the daytime. Night is fine but Sat/Sun afternoon gives nothing to do. This is the cure.

Not pictured with Remy. Hmmm.

By the way......RELEASE THE GIFS!!!!!!!!!!!!

He couldn't even get that right

New title "Loic Remy turns down the chance to not sign for Newcastle".