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Benteke I had a Fantasy League choice of Remy, Fletcher or Benteke and things were starting to get ugly. Not anymore!

James Brown is at Gateshead Poor Jeff

If Wigan get to the final, do they deny Everton & Liverpool a place in Europe? Don't know how I feel about that.

I did the 8pt hit but without Rob Elliot. I brought in Clint Hill for Onuoha, seen as Hill actually plays for them and they have a good clean sheet chance. Benteke ©

So glad I'm on Neil's team tomorrow, otherwise I'd be scared for my life tonight. Wigan in form just as we play them

For the neutral, itll be a spam hamper of a match.

FUCK THA POLICE!

Was torn between Benteke and Remy, both have superb fixtures.

When I think of Teppenyaki restaurants, I often regard Hana Hana as 'The Other One'. Nice one Mike

There's only 6 games this week, meaning at best you'll probably only get 8 or 9 playing I'm thinking about a risky triple sub (losing 8pts): Rob Elliot, Gerrard & Benteke for Pollitt, Fellaini & Fletcher. Starting to think it mightn't be worth risking 4pts for Elliot - if he keeps a clean sheet its only gained 2pts.

I'll dig some out and blow off the dust

I can't remember Stoke selling anyone for even a few million, that's how 'nothing' they are to me.

Ahhh shit, shin pads

I love Perchy. He's had the turnaround from absolute joke, to solid utility player, to superb displays. He knows his role, does it well and gets on with it. Players like Perch and Raylor should stay here for years because they don't kick up a fuss when benched and they put in a reliable shift when called upon. In conclusion, well done Perchy

Whoever turns up in a SPAM shirt gets a goal added.

Stoke's last 8 games: 0-3, 0-4, 1-3, 2-2, 0-1, 2-1, 0-1, 0-1 Only scored in 3 of them and their only win was against Reading. They've got Huth out too. Looks like they're settling for mid-table mediocrity and we should really beat these. But it's Newcastle United, so I'll say 4-1 to Stoke.

Carver should come to Reds vs Blues and find his replacement, that's how bad Obertan is.

I'll wear my red Nike top, which has some blue stripes tbh but red is definitely the majority. Controversial.

I heard his name is actually spelt Brewwwno.

Inter have been terrible.

I keep thinking he's saying Gargamel

Can definitely see Spurs winning this competition, like. Only Chelsea and possibly Benfica can stop them.

Ahhh I've already switched this match off

Obertan had a spam hamper of a performance tonight.

Oh. There it is.