Ketsbaia

Sterling, Van Persie & Michu made it a decent day but Captain Cazorla was a letdown. Got Ben Arfa, Santon, Baines & Jelavic tomorrow. Hoping for a Hatem Bomb.

Yeah they were silly (but true) comments by Super Stevie Taylor. The type of comments that come back to haunt you. Their team talk is easy now

Minging Euro kit I'm just excited to see Erik Pieters' motivational pre-match tweet.

Despicable behaviour from the Leeds lot tonight. Scum of the earth, throw the book at them.

4-3-3? Aye, pull the other one

Hawaii day? What a club!

Lolro picked the same score that the rest of the world is choosing. Risky.

We had great Colo & Krul news on the eve of the last derby, let's hope there's more this time

With Colo and Taylor playing, I'll trust the team a lot more. They're so vital. I reckon Santon will keep Johnson very quiet too.

A 2-1 defeat in exchange for CL is ok, but 9-1 would really hurt.

9-8 on aggregate #FTM

Strangely enough, the only time I bond with mackem friends is in the build up to the match, when we all share the common fear of derby day. There's some beauty in bonding with your enemy right before the war.

This match is made for Hatem, if he avoids Bardsley's psycho tackles. I predict an ugly, ugly match, which probably suits them tbh.

Nicked that for my sig. Forgot how magnificent that quote is

Last week as in this Saturday's?`Haven't been able to listen yet. Fucking amazing 1,5 hrs listening to that podcast btw. Aye, last Saturday. This one is only an hour long because theyre live from a world record 5-a-side attempt.

There was a question about him on last week's World Football Phone In Just saying he's Argentina's best centre back and he's likely to become first choice again.

They should just wait til January and sell us Tom Ince.

Rhyming 'up' with 'up' still makes me uneasy.

Hyewger Lerlorreese for me, like.

Since he started playing below-par for us. Those darn mackems love to be contrare.

I'm sure Cluj, Nordsjaelland and BATE would slightly disagree.

Hand was firmly attached to my penis for the duration of his birthday. Belated greetings to the phenom, though. May you finally kill off the wretched tramps down the road this coming week. Can I also hoy the "Cerebral Assassin" and the "Apex Predator" into the mix for wrestling-themed Shola monikers? "Sexual Chocolate" goes without saying, obvs. "Best in the World"

I honestly wouldnt recognise James McClean if he walked past me in the street. was more that he'll be on around £15-20k a week and he's choosing to socialise in sweatbox rammed full of students that prides itself on offering treble paint thinner and a mixer for £2.50. Class and sophistication right there. I'll remember this next time you end up in there

So are we assuming this is one of those abandoned matches that dont get replayed? The tie is over and Senegal need punishing.