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Yeah thats turned out alright did he assist the Osman goal too?

We're making the worst side in the league look alright. We need Ben Arfa playing central. Disappointing first half.

Cuellar isnt starting so McAuley should come in. Hope that Maloney destroys them!

Theyre playing that Wisdom kid instead of Jose today. It must be all over for him.

Especially when he'd have probably started for us today!

Happy with that team, its more than good enough to beat them.

This is turning into a fantastic match.

One of the worst kick-offs I've ever seen

Thinking about bringing in Cazorla for Hazard soon.

Well known tune? Check. Very few words? Check. Doesn't sound girly? Check. ....it really should've caught on by now.

Gone for Baines myself. I ended up going with Jelavic because I hate putting captaincy on defenders. Put Lambert and McAuley on the bench.

On 'The Fantasy Football Show', Jose put Glen 'Johson' at right back in his teammates best XI

Can't decide who to captain out of Baines, Jellyfish, Van Persie and Ben Arfa Also need to bench two out of Lambert, Yaya, Michu and McAuley.

I bet that includes the postponed Sunderland vs Reading though. Add imminent home wins against Reading and Wigan to their 4 points and he's not far off. Not only did he overrate Wolves, he's vastly underrated their rivals West Brom though.

This Kean thing is hilarious....is this how other fans used to see us? Now i understand why

It's definitely a good idea to swim the Tyne near the winter

GOAL!! A fantastic finish by Parky. The ball breaks down the right after a slip by the left back. A superb cross takes a wicked deflection, before Parky executes a perfect overhead kick into the top right hand corner. PARKY 2-0 RODGERS.

The man is a rent-a-quote, each one more embarassing than the day before. I think he'd really struggle to beat this one though. Not only is a he a tool, he's the whole damn toolbox!

We've got such a good team

He can be our Moyes, except we're already at their level. Pards has weaknesses but if he didnt he wouldnt be here....i just love the idea of stability.

It is annoying how they always get the easy cup runs, especially when every year we get away ties to CL clubs. Then again, we've gone out to Stevenage and Brighton recently.

Premiership players have 38 games, plus 2 cups and maybe Europe yet apparantly play too much. Meanwhile, go to League 2 and their far smaller squads play 46 games, enter those 2 cups earlier and have the Football League Trophy.

Ben Arfa will destroy them if he wants to. I really don't rate Reading at all and we should be beating them.

Sick of seeing these set pieces. It's incredibly lazy of our coaching staff as it is so, so turgid and predictable.

So what exactly does a Gosling do?