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Neil, I can't believe you turned your back on the fans. Betrayal.

Well done to Papiss Gutted the season is over

His comeback is to criticise Shearer's hair and clothes? Go to bed, Joey.

Just seen it. Bravo.

Didn't Van Basten tell the board not to sell him before he goes there?

Villarreal relegated? Fucking hell, how has that been allowed to happen? We can poach the likes of Rossi, Zapata and De Guzman.

Hopefully the same will happen with Debuchy.

Amazing how a few tweets can take a bad situation and make it so much worse #helmet

Shame that Bolton went down, mind. They're a harmless team and would've been nice to see them survive.

When did we confirm Cabaye, was it straight after Lille's final match?

How can you like Hart? Comes across as a massive bellend. Does he? I just like that he has confidence and is really good.

So which is the thread where we crucify Neil? Or has he done a runner?

Well I'm not keen on a Chelsea win, but if it screws Spurs over it's a no-brainer for two reasons. 1) Chelsea will spend the same whichever competition they're in, but Spurs might have to get rid of Modric/Bale and they can't replace them with better. So for our CL aspirations, we need Chelsea. 2) Harry Redknapp.

Wasn't Amsterdam announced ages ago? Anyway, let's go!

Imagine being a mackem and waking up in the morning, knowing not only that Sunderland exists, but you're from there. I'm surprised they find the strength to watch daytime TV and eat pasties with that bombshell. Kernts.

I think Demba needs to live in an oxygen tent all summer, he definitely needs the rest. Such a shame how his season has fizzled out Really hope he stays.

It'd be nice to only lose 1-0 sometimes, rather than self-destruct. They need to determine why that happens.

He'll get the book thrown at him for that and he deserves it. It was embarassing to watch. A many-game ban will hopefully follow.

In answer to the question, I like Kompany, Hart, Yaya Toure and Aguero. Also, their shade of blue.

Must admit, I'm glad today went like it did. We knew early on it was over, no injury time shenanigans and even a win wouldn't have done it anyway. Our defeat was irrelevant. 5th will do very nicely, thanks

The season's over

If you scripted that ending for a film, you'd get slated for that ending Can't believe what's happened today. Football doesn't get better than that - probably the greatest moment in Premier League history.

They should just end football now. It'll never get better than that. The raw emotions.....oh my god. Remarkable.

What happened with Cabaye? I missed it due to a terrible picture.