Ketsbaia

That's nice of them. I want a bacon sarnie and a boat. lived with you for 2 years and pretty sure I never once saw you eat a bacon sarnie, you lying little shit. Oh shit man, you're right. I didn't have bacon a few years ago, hence I absolutely do NOT have it now. Of course, it all makes sense. Thank you.

That's nice of them. I want a bacon sarnie and a boat.

Grant to Villa and MON to Liverpool, please please please.

That is one of the strangest things I've ever read.

No way

And the plan finally comes together...

Thought that was Ben Arfa at first.

Tony Pulis

Well there's Wednesday night sorted.... This is amazing

In a way, it's great to see the King get humbled. But on the other hand, he was doing an exceptional job. You should all put a RAWK note under your avatar, like me.

Is this the first sacking where EVERYONE is gutted? Liverpool fans because he's King Kenny, idol to many, messiah to all. He can do no wrong, his turds are golden. Everyone else because we know the truth - he played a major role in their descent into mediocrity. An exceptional job. JFKK.

Oh this is awful news

He started his A-Levels yesterday and passed them today. Easy.

Jordi Alba for LB then Jordy Clasie would be canny like. ner man, aaanly mackems are classy marra. in otha newwwws, wheyse keys are these?

Maybe Liverpool or Spurs would bid but I doubt Man Utd, Arsenal or Chelsea will. I think we'd have a more than decent chance of getting him, but it's all hypothetical because the wages will be huge. Having said that, maybe the Mackems can get him to supply crosses for Llorente!

On second thoughts, I might go with the official UEFA game because the rules are much better. Sky's is too easy - loads of transfers (unlimited between groups and knockout stage), can change captain once per day, unlimited players from one country and you don't have a subs bench. There's no skill, wheeras the official one is almost identical to the Premier League one.

Jordan (disaster) Henderson on standby too. I wonder if Hodgson has lost some sort of bet.

That squad is horrific, I think my face is about to melt. Hodgson, man - you've ballsed it up already. I can't wait for Cabaye and Ben Arfa to tear them apart.

Jordi Gomez, so we can have a Jordi play for the Geordie Nation.

This the same Owen that said he'd rather retire than drop down a division? Hmm.

Tim Lovejoy. Oh.

Ideally it'd be Mbiwa, but Douglas would also be fantastic. Can't complain with either tbh, let's hope we can wrap one up.

I'm glad Roy is coach, but if he leaves Richards at home then he's an idiot. Sounds like he's going to do a few more stupid things too.

Gotze is so cheap but Germany have to choose between him, Ozil, Reus, Muller, Schurrle and Podolski. So many good players. Llorente is a bargain, I want a way to fit Lewandowski in too. ARRGGHH!! Does Carvalho still start for Portugal or have they gone Alves-Pepe?