Ketsbaia

Just loan someone like Ross Barkley

We'll need to get rid of some dross first - there's lots of it.

Looks proper herpy derp

Currently got Salah, Aubameyang, Son, Alexander-Arnold, Martial and Werner in the same line-up, which I'm pleased with.

Sweet stuff, let's do this .....is what I'd say if Ashley was gone

I know Aarons gets the attention but Lewis, on the left, is really good. Can see someone like Liverpool going after him.

And his SD stores sell plenty of Wilson tennis/golf gear. Just waiting for a Jack Wills-here bid.

Both of them were promoted with hype, Ben Godfrey too.

I thought £14m was cheap tbh. Surprised Norwich went with it.

An audacious twist

Have you checked out FanTeam? It's basically FPL structure and rules but with money prizes.

The deal is still alive in the same way that my offer to Mila Kunis is still on the table.

If it's Wilson or nothing, we have to go all out for him. Curious to see who is next on their shortlist though, because I'm not totally sold on Wilson.

If this goes through, wow. Genuinely didn't think we'd make such a good, yet sensible signing. I thought someone like Leicester would've been his next step.

And I wonder what him being free, yet having few options says. It's not like agent is demanding loads, otherwise we'd be well clear. Like Shearergol, if I cared more than the very minimum he'd be a decent signing.

Havertz, man. Wait for someone bigger than Chelsea. Decent fee too..... infuriating.

Kane doesn't ooze captaincy at all. I know they say 'lead by example' but he's such an odd choice.

Got a strong feeling that Fraser is a twat. I'm sure he's good when he feels like it though.

Yep.

Ideally I'd have Greenwood or Fernandes on the bench for the first week and just go 4-3-3. But can't decide who to leave out - guys like Vardy, Ings, Jimenez, Kane and Son have good games. Salah, Aubameyang, Werner and Mitrovic are locked in.

In theory, if we sign Wilson and Fraser I think it's just a Jetro Willems away from an ok summer. Apart from all our hopes and dreams crumbling, of course.

They'll not be able to get rid of Coutinho, so may as well try and accommodate him into their next iteration.

There are already re-dubbings of that clip, most of which are also brilliant

Reeks of Fulham 18-19. Although I suppose they have a good manager.