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Maybe Jonas can go Right-Back I hope this doesn't turn out like Robinho, where his heart was set on Chelsea but he begrudgingly signed for Citeh.

That time of year again and I guess this is a spin-off from the '2010/2011 Premier League Position Prediction' thread. Feel free to add your own categories.... Premiership Top 6: Chelsea, Man United, Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Tottenham Relegation: Wolves, West Brom, Blackpool (Stoke, Birmingham and West Ham are in danger too!) Surprise teams/players: Sunderland, Sandro, Danny Wilson, Frazier Campbell Top Scorer: Didier Drogba Where will NUFC finish?: 16th Domestic Championship Promotion: Middlesbrough, Burnley, Bristol City Championship Relegation: Watford (sorry GG), Millwall, Scunthorpe FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Arsenal World La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Inter Milan Champions League: Barcelona World Player of the Year: It probably has to be Xavi, just edging out Iniesta. Definitely a Spaniard. Other First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Martin O' Neill or Avram Grant. I really don't see many happening this year. NUFC's top scorer: Andy Carroll Will Blackpool get more than Derby's 11 points?: No. But thats a big statement.

I've desperately tried to stop kneejerk reactions, but we're actually gonna miss out on both aren't we?? Absolute stupidity by the club if we do.

New, updated mini-kits on the forum page

West Ham taking another step towards relegation. They really haven't bought well and they're a mess off the field

Hall of Fame thread, like Great night everyone!

I can safely say, without exaggeration, that this is the greatest day of my life.

ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!!!! ADRIAN!!!!!!!!

bianca will be furious

great production!

i've never been so nervous in my life. this means EVERYTHING!!!!!!

carroll shouldve scored

Is Haris Fuckit on the bench tonight?

The commentator has blatantly been playing Pro Evo with those names. Expecting Magpies001 to come on later....

Despite the obvious resemblance, Leon Best is no relation to George. Nice one.

Herpes R Tyler Colcoccini Pinch Henrique Rootledge Goofrie Burton Jizzco Cerroll Bust Manager: Kris Howton

Jizzco is playing apparantly.....

Our name is on those Spanish scoreboards

woooo sames like we're all watching the same stream. c'mon lads

Can't wait for the season to start. Barcelona have been my favourite 'other' team all my life, and I hate Real. But Mourinho is my favourite person in football by a mile. Conflicted Think Barcelona get it this year, but the year after will be very intriguing.

Why? I just want to see Dave on the telly. Try channel 111

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_6291914,00.html Wonder which messageboard they're referring to....

Of course he's bloody French, man. Can't believe the poor guy is being pounced upon. Thanks for the info, LaKro

We know how nice Hughton is, this is just continuing his "praise them in public" phase. I'm sure he isn't stupid enough to not get a striker.

thanks for the heads-up