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Ketsbaia

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  1. Blackpool ;D ;D ;D What a wonderful sport
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    Post 4912 .......c'mon dont give up. i'm getting us to page 200 on my own if i have to!
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    I've been out all night, typical This thread is absolutely great though; I've just read 30 pages and its just perfect. So this is pretty positive news, then? Holding the guy hosatge. I'm just scared another team swoops in for him now ala Modric. Theres no way he's staying at Marseille now. Greatest. Saga. Ever.
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    I feel like I'm in Lord of the Flies, just before they go completely insane.
  5. Chelsea Wigan Huddersfield Rangers Ajax-Vitesse (over 2.5 goals) PSV
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    Twitter

    TheBig_Sam: Big Sam is the James Dean of football, changing the game with my method-managing and smashing head-first into the tree of success. In the shower, getting all soapy & wet while singing 'Milkshake' by Kelis at the top of my voice. I've turned you all on haven't I? Result. When Big Sam was just a little boy, I asked my mother, what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich. Here's what she said to me: "You're a massive bellend, Samuel. Always will be. I wish I'd taken one up the shite-pipe the day you were conceived, you useless tit." That was the last time I asked her about my future. I can still recognise and locate my very first pube. After all these years - and the arrival of thousands more - it's still my favourite. I forgot all about training today. My secretary rings while I'm in the middle of my morning wank. Made her wait on the line til I finished. She nervously asked: "Where are you, Mr Allardyce?" I replied: "In paradise, Ethel. I'm in fucking paradise." 'A Question of Sport: Uncensored'. Maybe Sue Barker will show her muff. Haven't seen it since 77 when Cliff & I spit-roasted her to oblivion Big Sam is pumped about the weekend. Return of the football? Fuck that. I'm talking about WWE Summerslam. I'm watching it topless. Bring it. Thank God tomorrow's Friday. Out for a bit of bingo with Tarby and Youssou N'Dour. As usual, we'll probably end up in a whorehouse. Mental. Dioufy asks me in training how my summer went. Next thing I know, the entire squad is singing 'Summer Lovin'. I love my boys.
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    Joey Barton

    its about time we signed barry chuckle
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    Seriously man. I love this place.
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    Alan Shearer

    I'll never believe he held us back. He kept banging them in and ultimately became our record goalscorer, we've went down the pot since then. Happy Birthday Alan, thanks for everything
  10. Actually, The Sun reckons David James is the reason he quit: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3093639/Steve-Coppell-quit-Bristol-City-over-the-signing-of-David-James.html
  11. FourFourTwo says that Dean 'Midas' Maynard - Britain's top sports psychic! - has us mid-table and runners-up to Spurs in the FA Cup.
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    also, n'zogbia has been linked with them lately and then he hands in a transfer request today. so maybe they're already thinking about a replacement.
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    Definitely not over yet. He's walked out of training.....keep this up and Marseille will need a rethink. They've lost their first match of their title defence at home to a promoted team, so a disruptive HBA is the last thing they need. As long as he persists with being stroppy, he'll leave. Of course the big question then is whether we'll be there to swoop. Marseille are to blame for things so far, but it'll be our fault if we don't take this further.
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    tbf we're still a very attractive club. at the moment, i'd say only the top 8 have more pulling power than us.....might be level with west ham because they're london. still a long long way to go on this saga. hope everybody is comfortable!
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    Press conference to announce he's staying, then. Prove me wrong, Dassier!
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    keep digging, hatem! dig like your life depends on it!
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    You know that. I know that. We all know that.......but only one person's view counts. And he's an idiot.
  19. i dont think joey barton has ever managed us
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    if ashley is promised by hughton that no more money will be spent this summer, i can see him stumping up the £4m/£5m required. am i insane? i just wonder if this meeting today will spur a permanent bid.
  21. was it bellamy that said he'd crawl on his hands and knees to rejoin newcastle one day? might've been before the texting incident with shearer though.
  22. i actually love them. where that 'second team' thread? they're the winner - hands down!
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