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Should be crucified for their error. The FA Cup one was bad enough, but the World Cup? Absolutely unforgivable tbh. Any stick they get is completely warranted and I hope the BBC get sole rights for future World Cups (not that it'll happen). Fucking livid with ITV tonight

Strangely, that was the best England performance I've seen in a while. They really should have won that. Frustrating that the HD went off just as Gerrard was scoring, I went completely mad haha. I dread to think whats gonna happen to Rob Green tomorrow though. Keegan is a shocking pundit like, I don't think I could put up with it again. But chin up, England will still finish top, so whether its 7 points or 9......its irrelevant.

Keegan in the studio Green, Milner and Heskey are in. Rumoured team is correct.

Maradona is gonna make this tournament fun

Horrific work by Odemwingie there

Corner wasn't it? Yep, think Veron took it.

Should make a ball that looks like those brown leather ones with laces in (but its obviously a modern, lace-less ball). Retro-riffic!

FIrst goal of many today. Messi is gonna rape them (Alan Pardew style)

Average age: 47.3 years

A draw against America isn't a bad result at all, yet you know The Sun will pounce on it, calling it a 'disaster' and saying 'England's World Cup hopes are on a knife edge' etc. But, even though I don't support England, it should be said that: Landon Donovan, Bob Bradley, Barack Obama, Michael Douglas, Brad Pitt, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Usher, P Diddy, Lloyd Grossman, Adam Sandler......your boys took one hell of a beating!

1000 page thread, easily. Greece are appallingly atrocious, what a shocking team! I'm pleased for Skorea because they're actually trying to play football. Maybe its just smugness that I said Skorea would qualify from the group, but this is a good start to the day Oh and that vuvuzela pic needs to be a smiley, just for the next month. WORLD CUP, WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/179939/Martin-Tyler-faces-struggle-to-win-over-American-audiences Says it all, really.

I'm loving all this banter ahead of tomorrow And that front cover of 'The Sun'! Seriously looking forward to the Argentina and England matches. DAY 2 IS GONNA BE, LIKE, TOTALLY AWESOME, DUDE!

Terrible, atrocious match.

Canny game, cracking goal by Shamambalamba. We're finally underway

South Africa have won this match, like. Everyone is completely up for it. its nice to see LiveScores go all out too.....

Jesus, this isnt Children in Need

This is gonna be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet

TheBig_Sam is on fire today: The wife got me a vuvuzela for the World Cup. Was fairly underwhelmed until I had a go at it - and realised she'd filled it with Yop. Nice. Who fancies meeting up for a glass of port and some garlic bread for the World Cup today? Perhaps at a queer bar? Cos I'm a big fat queer. Ignore that last one - mother is here and she thinks she's being funny. Caught her farting into my bowl of Walkers 'Sensations' & writing "shagged a homeless man today" beside each date on my World Cup calendar.

North Korea having to use a public gym

Class start by ITV. Quality video package, nice studio and Lucas Radebe with a vuvuzela......couldn't have asked for more.

Babatunde?

Honestly, I'm so glad its finally arrived. The hype is incredible but to watch 3 matches a day for the next two weeks is indescribable. ITS HERE!!! ITS FINALLY HERE!!! Goodbye social life/family time.

Also, "Which famous quote from the Michael Caine film Zulu will first be said by a commentator during an England match", "1st Team to show a Jesus Christ T-Shirt in a goal celebration", "First team to fail a drugs test", "1st Player to bless himself after scoring a goal in the Moses Mabhida stadium" and "Who will Maradona verbally insult 1st at the World Cup?" Some of those are barmy

She's amazing. But she's Colombian yes? So when she says that football is new over there and nobody really plays it, shes joking? I hope haha