Ketsbaia

3 year deal though supposedly. flog him to hull or something in the summer. even 50p is a profit!

Rubbish player, but you gotta love those quotes. And if its free, then its no risk. He doesn't have to be Premiership class, just needs to get us up. Maybe he can be the new Sibierski!

Alexis Sanchez Mamadou Sakho Mezut Ozil Ramires Fredy Monteiro Jack Wilshere Franco Zuculini Sofiane Feghouli to be continued.....

Maybe we should just merge the East End with the West End. Unite Newcastle into one super team!

Chronicle says Roeder's having a look at Dirk Kuyt tonight

'the next big thing' for british coaches, mark my words. and you just KNOW he'll manage us one day

on my legendary FM09 game with PSG, I just got rid straight away. couldnt be bothered with his crapness!

i noticed earlier if egypt win by 2 goals, they're both exactly joint. what happens then?

A World Cup with New Zealand, Honduras and North Korea (Honduras are ok actually). possibly Algeria too depending on today.

its safe to say, he won't be retiring!

good stuff loved the lasagne reference. huddlestone cracks me up every time haha

Wasn't that just the "Crazy Motion" simulator at the Centre of Life?? Good times....

jeeeez, what the fucks going on?? mindblowing tbh. RIP. very good goalie as well

Aye someone who cant hack it in the championship is exactly what we need. He's done nowt Peter Taylor didnt do and with more money, where is he now? To be fair theyve just had back to back promotions. Maybe it all happened too quickly, as their squad is clearly not good enough for the Championship, but he's done a great job there.

i'd have him here tbh. wishful thinking now.....

the kid's got bags of potential!!!!

Steve Harper (2.5m) Fabricio Coloccini (4m) José Enrique (5.5m) Kevin Nolan (4.5m) Joey Barton (2.5m) Danny Guthrie (3m) Peter Løvenkrands (1.5m) Ryan Taylor (2.5m) Alan Smith (4m) Jonás Gutiérrez (5.5m) Geremi (0.5m) Nicky Butt (0.5m) Shola Ameobi (3.5m) Andy Carroll (4m) Kazenga LuaLua (1m) Tim Krul (2.5m) Steven Taylor (8m) Tamás Kádár (1m) Nile Ranger (3m) Haris Vučkić (1.5m) Xisco (1.5m)

It was sickly watching those cunts being happy today. At least he'll not get sacked soon.....

so did anything happen?? thankfully if it did, it didnt affect the lads' performance

Shrewsbury

Ranger. Today. 81st minute.

if WBA win with us, theres a nice gap forming from the chasing pack. so its not that bad really.

Soccer Saturday just have it as St James' Park. Good lads

Surprised about Raylor not playing and that he STILL isn't playing Ranger. I'm willing to be proved wrong though COME ON LADS!!!!!

Jeff Stelling will still call it SJP. In fact, its far too long winded and I think others will do the same. It's a pile of wank though, for sure.