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Sounds true enough. I'm going to send it to a few mates. we'll get it on sky and the beeb by midday

Zaragoza are getting Pennant Wigan agree a £2m fee for Jason Scotland

my mate is fairly close with the Shepherds. he said we were sold this evening to an Asian consortium but led by a local multi-millionnaire (not Freddy). No word on the price yet, but Shearer should be in by Saturday and he's begun negotiations to bring in Beckford, Evans and Matt Mills. Still too late to convince Bassong to stay though Freddy's not best pleased but Ashley made it clear he'd prefer not to do business with him. personal grudges shouldnt be getting in the way, but this is MA we're talking about.....somebody not known for his common sense, logic and decency. see how easy it is to make stuff up?? i can be a right bastard sometimes

thats probably correct tbh. it sounds realisitc anyways...

it says a lot that when the mackem's want a laugh, they pull a joke on their rivals (rick parkinson). yet we just do it to ourselves out of self-depreciation. having said that, we should make up a rumour on the spot and see how far we can take it....

been on the PFA's website and the following players are available for free (amongst others): Michael Ball, Glauber Berti, Guillaume Beuzelin, Amaury Bischoff, Michael Bridges, Henri Camara, Sol Campbell, Ivan Campo, David Connolly, Rudolph Douala, Jonathan Douglas, Michael Duberry, Rui Fonte, Julian Gray, Didi Hamann, Carl Hoefkens, Dan Harding, Matt Holland, Paul Ifill, Radhi Jaidi, Collins John, Stern John, Patrick Kisnorbo, Lauren, Leroy Lita, Glen Little, Alan Mahon, Leon McKenzie, Michael Mifsud, Danny Mills, Graeme Murty, Noe Pamarot, Jermaine Pennant, Ricardo Rocha, Antoine Sibierski, Jerome Thomas, Svetoslav Todorov, Andy van der Meyde, Moritz Volz, Zheng Zhi theres a few good names there, if only they can just hang on another week or so (realistically). we could do worse. who would you have?

sooo......Vialli then??

and they want daniel fox!!! :rant: ive loaded the gun.....

Pat Cash would rape Shearer at tennis, but I'm pretty sure Shearer was a better volleyer.

QPR starting to flex their financial muscle?? http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12875_5419283,00.html

wow. that academy does sound promising. good luck to the guy.

i managed to get through one relegation without a girlfriend, so i reckon i could definitely go through another one if i had her to [insert funny innuendo]. so its a YES, regrettably

sheff utd would be robbed of their keeper. its only a small victory, but it counts dammit!!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2009/07/06/sheffield-united-goalkeeper-paddy-kenny-fails-drugs-test-115875-21500133/ Not sure if it warrants a new thread, but this could potentially be good news for us. What an idiot though!

699...i withdrew mine and bought an ice lolly instead. theres rumours that ashley will knock 10 million off the price if he can have your lolly. unless its a mini milk.... For God's sake, someone get Stephen and his ice-cream van down to Ashley pronto. He would give the club away and then give Stephen a couple of million £'s for the van in that case. might pop down to macro and buy a huge box of cheap lollies. i expect to sign all relevant forms tomorrow morning. gonna apoint joe kinnear as manager

699...i withdrew mine and bought an ice lolly instead. theres rumours that ashley will knock 10 million off the price if he can have your lolly. unless its a mini milk....

david craig on SSN: nothing earth shattering, says theres a feeling that this is the week (deja vu?) and that prospective buyers have said that theyll be the ones to appoint a manager, not ashley. might not necessarily be shearer too. yesterday this was taking another month, today its the end of the week......does anybody know what the hell is going on?

just on now

Everton to sign a 22 year old American from the fourth tier of US football

why is everyone believing this "one more month" rumour? its just as believable as the other rumours that greet us each morning. i know its natural to be pessimistic (especially in the Mike Ashley era) but its been a quiet day - the papers needed SOMETHING and this is a very easy thing to make up. lets see what tomorrow brings...

for once, i dont believe .com even though its definitely something ashley is stupid enough to do. recently theyve been putting rubbish on their website, and i expect this is the same. its also very interesting that krishnan hasnt denied it yet......

as long as they dont go the QPR route either, which wont get us promoted quick enough.

with us, its one of those "we'll be back after the news"........but its a breaking news ITN bulletin. the show NEVER returns

im actually gutted cos i hate the bloke, but he's gonna do well there. even as a squad player, he'll chip in with a decent number of goals at one of the biggest clubs in the world (which he doesn't deserve) tbh a bigger team were always gonna take a chance because in this age of extortionate transfer fees, michael owen's reputation alone warrants getting him on a free. his wages were a lot for us, but theyre a drop in the ocean for the big 4 now. fergie's gamble will definitely pay off :-[

We've been linked with Sol Campbell....... http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/87438/Sol-looney-toon-move/