Doctor Zaius

Yes, really.

Where was this racist abuse? Ive seen the instagram comments, but im not convinced they were from English fans tbh.

I'm gutted like. Imagine supporting England and Newcastle. Pure waste of time, the lot of it.

Shelvey is such a prick man

Ah I missed that. Thought it was team of the tournament! In that case: Donarumma Dumfries Pepe Christeansen Zinchenko Pedri Pogba Xhaka Sterling Forsberg Schick

A major tournament final man. Wow. I'm excited, nervous, hopeful and scared.

Newcastle-Online's English-despising, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II-hating, Bobby Moore-disrespecting foreign contingent will be up in arms no doubt.

Sommer Dumfries Chiellini Maguire Spinazzola Pedri Højbjerg Jorginho Sterling Forsberg Schick

Hated. Adored. Never ignored. No one likes us, we don't care.

I'm at that Burn it out in North Shields. Never been before. Watched the Scotland and German games in pubs in Newcastle and the QF in a fan zone/park in Morpeth, which was wild. All been really good.

Nah he's spot on normally tbf to MOTT. Pretty sure he's actually ITK. Should be an interesting end of July. Looking forward to seeing how it plays out and seeing how this whole thing concludes. Strap yourself in!

The other home nations I can understand. Germany, France and a few other countries in Europe too. But what is it about England's superiority that makes the Scando lads seeth so much? ?

Handing Jacob Murphy a 6 year contract and 30 year old Dwight Gayle a 3 year contract doesnt scream 'we're about to be sold' like.

He says, wiping away the tears streaming down his face. (Sterlings pen was debatable but England were the much better team, fwiw)

Who will it be on BBC? Mowbray? Bet it's fucking Jenas on with home though. Hopefully I'll be too pissed to care like.

Fucking goon that Keith bloke like supporting a flyover. Hasn't got a clue.

Definitely. He's not even called Mark Goldbridge like. Hard to believe he's 42 as well.

1000 pages of Takeover and we're literally no further forward. Classic

Absolutely seething.

Everybody's hero scores an own goal and England win because of a dodgy pen. The tears are delicious.

That was torture.

3 more years, what on earth man

The ones ive spoken to reckon Wyke was shite like. In all fairness they've been consistent about it.

The ones ive spoken to reckon Wyke was shite like. In all fairness they've been consistent about it.

Steve Wraith is the worst individual to ever be associated with Newcastle United.