Doctor Zaius

Ahhh man. Im lost for words

I feel this way too. Despite having not been off here and Twitter all day. Either some serious amount of jumping the gun and making 5 from 2+2 or sources at the relevent parties, both sides of the dispute letting journalists know that it's on. Either way I'm not sure.

As if the aviation thread has actually came through with some relevent and credible information

Stop, please. I can't take this.

'feels significant', 'interesting', 'potentially important news'. Followed by silence for weeks as we hurtle towards relegation.

Him winning 3 games in 17 for Fulham in 18/19 completely passed me by like

Just seen this. I'd be keen next time. Not long moved fairly close.

Be hilarious if he's off straight on holiday again

The Watford model has worked for them though. Playoff finishes and several consecutive years in the PL. Night and day when you compare where they were at in the years before the Pozzo family arrived. Ranieri seems to start well before the wheels come off. May as well get him in, they've not looked great so far and was Munoz going to improve? Doubtful. I think plenty of managers are still tempted by it. Marco Silva got the Everton job off the back of a good 6 months there. It's not too much of a blemish on the CV getting sacked there because they sack everyone anyway, no doubt there's a handy enough pay off to go with it too.

Every time I've heard Heron speak about action, protests and the state of the club he's been spot on imo. If he's jacked in his position on the board, it tells you all you need to know about NUST. That Alex Hurst is the absolute antithesis of what we need right now. He's absolutely useless. Fanbase is a cucked to bits at the moment like. Spirits have been well and truly broke.

Best player in the world at the minute like. Tremendous goal.

Foden torturing old man Milner

Watford are brutal like

This is utterly pathetic like

Longstaff is utter gash like

Man United are shite like. Going nowhere and fast under the baby faced cheating cunt

Our old pal, Mick Junior making an appearance at 26 seconds. Still looking like a mouthbreather, still cutting out in a mullet.

Do they make a judgement today?

Heard people say John Anderson is negative but fuck me, who wouldn't be if you'd had to commentate on every one of our games over the past 20+ years. Sounds like he's at the end of his tether.

It's no good folk saying 'anyone but Bruce' like. It's nonesense to say that. Bruce is shit. But there are plenty worse/just as bad. Getting rid of Bruce, to just be pig sick of Tony Pulis 6 months down the line is such a pointless endeavour and something that might end up with us worse off, however that may be. It's such a shit situation and such an unappealing job that there's very few options, that's why we're stuck with Bruce in the first place. I'd probably take Howe if he was stupid enough to come here.

Steve Wraith is the worst person to come out of Tyneside since Mary Bell.

Can't get over that Murphy miss man. Just fucking hit it and make their old cunt of a keeper work Fucking criminal like

What the fucking hell was that!?

Hahaha fuck off

Ball cut across the box and Joelinton is about 30 yards away walking forward. Fuck me man.