ChrisMcQuillan

James Perch. Needs to be put back on the track, and then beaten thoroughly.

Wise words.

He's fucking enormous in real life.

Post of the month.

Y.Toure is a better player. As is Balotelli and Silva. *As are.

Hart Sagna Vidic Toure Baines Nani Tiote Van Der Vaart Bale Carroll Tevez

He was on three pre-January wasn't he? That would mean he's scored 26 goals in 2010 so far.

Jonas > Shane Ferguson. Northern Ireland tend to throw anyone who looks remotely capable of achieving anything into their squads these days, with all the withdrawals in friendlies. Jonas is a decent Argentinian international. Ferguson has played one game for us, that yes, involved a wondercross. Doesn't mean he's the next David Beckham.

That would be f***ing ridiculous if true. Probably a four-match ban and a fine, knowing the FA. It's hardly Barton's fault of he's got chlamydia, like.

If this wasn't so close to reality, I'd be lol'ing myself senseless. But the only bit of that I found difficult to believe was the "pint a poof" line.

And the spin begins.

Feckin' protested my ass off today. lol Seriously, top marks for the team and looked like decent management from Pardew.

5/1 on Sky Bet now.

Most tenuous link ever.

My mate, who's a tramp, has just sent me an Owl saying the club shop have ran out of the letters due to the demand! Should all email Skybet, Ladbrokes and Billy Hill asking for odds on some made up foreigner spotted in the area, bound to add him Reet, which foreigner? Antonio Juan Sarrado

I know for a fact that Hughton had no idea at 1PM yesterday.

Well, there goes hope. It's Pardew.

Basicaly imagine your mate crashes your brand new Audi and replaces it with a Y-reg Ford Escord, this is how it feels. I personaly wouldn't hold any qualms against the car, but I could never love and nurture it in the same way I did it's predecessor. That's fine, but it's not the car's fault, is it? It's not Pardew's fault he's a shit manager, no. But he's still a shit manager.

I'm pretty sure he's trying his best.

Wouldn't mind Ketsbaia. Fuck it, how much worse can it get? Don't have hope in anyone, tbh.

This. Are you for real? Your calling for a boycott 1 minute and then agreeing that we shouldn't be potesting while players are on the pitch the next? Jesus f***ing wept man. They are too different things idiot. Enjoy that piss every morning from Mike Ashleys cock. As opposed from where, his ear? Could you both stop being children, please?

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