ChrisMcQuillan

http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2011/03/26/alan-pardew-is-delighted-by-shane-ferguson-61634-28405988/ He just comes across as an absolute knobend in this interview.

Pardew's line-ups and formations make less sense than Skirge's, sometimes.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympic_games/london_2012/9433316.stm Who would your Team GB starting XI be? Hart Johnson Terry Ferdinand Cole Walcott Ramsey Fletcher Bale Rooney Carroll Subs: Camp, Evans, Giggs, Dorrans, A. Johnson, Agbonlahor, Healy

NWOAT. Merge with Barton topic.

It IS laughable.

Harper Simpson Williamson Campbell Coloccini Enrique Barton Tiote Nolan Ameobi Lovenkrands Kneejerk!

Pardew said he never gets thrashed, didn't he?

Please be: Krul Simpson Williamson Coloccini Ferguson Barton Ireland Nolan Jonas Best Ranger Anything less than a win, and we're in serious trouble.

Good lad.

Only happens AGAINST us, man.

I feared we'd lose this as well. Truth is, it's beginning to smell like a relegation season again. The injuries, the managerial upheaval, the moral-damaging transfers (like Given, N'Zogbia). People on here will laugh and mock you and say you're being demoralising, but history and hindsight will come to the same conclusions we're coming to now, and for the same reasons.

Wolves, Blackpool, West Brom all still winning.

Has now lost as many as Kinnear, in three fewer games.

Agree. What an amazing job Hughton did against Stoke at home. They won 2-1, with 1 shot on target. Just a bad day.

Hillarious. 60 minutes to go!!! I said if results stay as they are. That leaves us 4 points ahead of relegation. Which is relegation threatened. If that's hilarious because you suffer from some debilitating mental illness, fine. Otherwise, it's just a statement of fact.

Right back in relegation territory now folks, if the other results today stay as they are.

Late fitness test people should not start. He should have been on the bench, since we have another two week break coming up and he'd have had time to 100% recover. Fuck knows how long he'll be out for now.

For fuck sake. If he wasn't fit he shouldn't have started. Well done Pardew, you utter knob.

Howay the lads!

Agreed. He's off to Liverpool instead. You can be such a prick at times. You impressively manage it on a constant basis. You don't like the owners, you think the club is going to spontaneously combust and all good will turn to evil. We get it. Now please, for the love of god, shhhhh. I've sat on the fringes of this forum for 5 years and only NE5 surpassed the tedious predictability of the rehashed s**** you post on the football boards. You are a walking advert to ignore the entire United for Newcastle campaign which is a real shame. This. And I'm part of the campaign. STFU.

I reckon 2-0 Stoke. Not being a doom-mongerer, this is just exactly the type of game we like to come away disappointed from.

He's utterly woeful, from what I've seen.