ChrisMcQuillan

I really like Lovenkrands as a professional and as a person. I just wish he was slightly more able in his 30s. Did us a great service in the Championship. Good enough to be our Kuqi-style "we're fucked" striker next year for the end of his contract. After that, adios, and thanks for the goals.

Fucking love Joey. "JOEY BARTON has sensationally re-opened his bitter feud with Ousmane Dabo, branding his former Manchester City team-mate a liar. Barton put the Frenchman in hospital after a training ground punch-up four years ago." I love that. It wasn't so much a feud as a complete K/O.

Considering he's been trekking between Tunisia and France over the last six months, I'd be fairly impressed if he'd made himself at home in 2 days. Good point. You're welcome.

Considering he's been trekking between Tunisia and France over the last six months, I'd be fairly impressed if he'd made himself at home in 2 days.

It's nice apart from the sleeves.

ZOMG VIDEO LAWSUIT ZOMG MELTDOWN SHIZZLES AAAHHH!

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20110406/magpies-set-for-the-sunshine-state_2281670_2332709 Playing Orlando on July 23.

It's a fake. It's obviously a fake.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20110406/ankle-operation-for-best_2281670_2332349 Confirmed out for the season.

If there was an award for the player who is best at backing off, he would win it hands down. Saylor is worse.

I'm sure in one of last weeks training photos someone (possibly Nolan) was wearing the Number 9 on his training gear. They all tend to wear completely random numbers.

Just looked at who created the opportunity for Ben Arfa to shoot... Wayne Routledge. Can't believe we got rid.

"hi m8, soz abt tackle x"

I'm either at the game, or I follow on this forum.

Wishlist (realistic): Sunderland, Villa and Wigan (swap Wigan for Stoke for unrealistic one) Likely: Wigan, Blackpool & Wolves

"Slight calf strain" apparently.

In top flight.

Not a lot they can do but ask him to stay loyal. Should have capped him in one of the recent qualifiers instead. He's more promising than someone like Gorman.

N. Ireland would be stupid to lose him.

Christ, can you imagine if Ashley said that?

When you actually look at the Guardian Chalkboard, Guthrie's passing distribution and stats are once again very impressive. Nolan's on the other hand... You want to see some positional determination? See Ferguson's passes.

Ameobi vs. Chelsea to make it 4-3 in Carling Cup is probably up there too, for me.

Maybe a bit early, but if we're picking players!

I'd be surprised. Pardew's admitted this hasn't worked. I think it'll be 4-4-2, with Raylor back on RM and Barton tucking inside with Guthrie.